More Rumpay Pumpay!!!

Firstly, big thanks for all the comments on my last post, keep them coming. Im glad you fish like reading this load of bollocks that i seem to produce at an alarmingly regular rate, i like writing it to be honest, cheers. Right enough of that shit time for another 'arrogant' post.....

I had quite an eventful weekend this week, aswell as making that quick fire $1.15k at $1/2 and $2/4 that i mentioned in my last post i also got some more poompage the night before on the Friday!! It seems like Amatay has come into some good form of late both on and off the tarbles and i seem to have entered into somewhat a of purple patch!

Basically, on the Friday evening i met up with Ad's and had abit of munch before kicking that fishays ass at 9 ball pool in Rileys. It was good to met up with Ad's cause i hadn't seen or spoken to that plum since Vegas and was actually unsure if he still liked me or was actually even still alive! Later in the evening we were joined by Vladimir (lol) and Scotch and basically just chatted shit whilst playing abit of 4 handed poker. After the pokes me and Scotch came home and be to honest i weren't really in the mood for getting on it but decided what the fuck its Friday night lets go out. So, firstly we went to this shit hole pub called The Victoria because Scotch wanted to see his gay mate, it was fucking awful. The place demoralised me abit and by now i really wasn't up for beers at all, however, i stayed out and we went to good old Watford Town Centre.

I was still pretty disinterested tbh but slowly guzzled a few Stellays and the odd shot of samboooks as well as chatting to a few random peeps in the Walkabout. After the Walks we headed off to Baraka because Scotch was meeting someone so i tagged along, i still werent really that pissed up. As soon as we got to the bar i spotted Scotch's ex-bird Cath and that was that game over for poor old Scotch. When he clocked her he basically bowled over there and ended up having abit of a barnay. Its horrible when you split up with a bird and you see them out, your heart just plummets and you feel sick, it ain't a nice feeling. Anyway whilst Scotch and his ex-missus are having this arguement i just started chatting to one of Caths mates called Nikki.

This Nikki bird lives across the road from Cath and we seemed to get on quite well although at the time i didnt really think much of it. Later in the night Scotch disappeared and left me with Cath and Nikki. Scotchay was pretty bent up and tilty by this time so he fucked off home and i just ended up chatting away to the two girls. After Baraka shut the three of us went back to Nikki's place and by now i was picking up one or two tells that i might be in there lol. The three of us sank a few more drinks before Cath went home to bed leaving me and Nikki lying down on the carpet in front of her fire place in the front room.

Now, before i continue and get alittle graphic with this X-rated post can you all please put away your wank rags, tissues, socks and any other materials that you use to mop up your man juice, i am not writing this blog for your sexual pleasure and that includes you Yorkie Pudd you fish. Also i need to make an advanced apology to Nikki. The thing is Nikki may somehow get to read this blog because Scotch fucking told Cath about my blog. If your there Cath pleeeeeease don't show Nikki, i like her and this is all just abit of fun :-) Also to Nikki, if you are reading this post then im sorry but as gay as it sounds i like writing this shit and i had to include our evening together, sorry sorry sorry. Right i'll continue....

As soon as Cath left we basically ended up fucking in her front room which was quite enjoyable lol. Nikki is quite a good looking bird imo and had a nice body and face aswell as a gorgeous pair of bossoms, i was loving it! She was a right dirrrrtay bastard aswell, really confident and she just loved to suck my old boy which was rather nice plus she had a few good moves on her too lol. After our porn sex i just lay there sprawled over the carpet whilst she continued to eat my '12 inches'. She really did love giving head which is good because them sort of birds are a rare breed these days lol. Its probably one of the best bloways i've ever had actually, and once i bolted my load and she had swallowed all of my saltay Harolds i was a happy man lol. Fucking hell i sound like a right cock writing this, oh well. God i hope she aint reading.

Next morning we ended up having more rumps which ended up with me blatting my creamay spoonk all over her lovely breasts, again it was a rather pleasurable experience. After i'd emptied my ball bag we chatted shit for abit and she told me that she had recently split from her boyfriend of 5 years and that half the house was his aswell as the bed i was lying in! She also told me that this geezer is called Paddy, WTF, i immediately broke into cold sweats. Theres me lying stark bollock naked in Paddy's bed having just bolted all over his ex-missus tits having images of this massive fiery Irish geezer storming into the room at any minute and knocking lumps out of me. Needless to say shortly after i had received the Paddy news i got a taxi and came home. I still wanna see this bird again thou, i like her. I guess i'll see what develops.

On the poker front i made $400 yesterday in about 3 hrs of play. The rolls something like $14.4k atm brrraaaap brrrraaap brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaap!