The Amatay Awards & Other Shizz

Mirco-limit MTT fish UKGatsby has his monthly Gatsby awards, Narena, one of the best $1/2 cash game fishee's around has his Muppet of the week awards and top UK tourn fishay Moorman has his Donk of the week award so i thought id introduce an award of my own entitled... absolute mother fucking wanker of the week award. The first fish to be inducted into my absolute mother fucking wanker of the week hall of fame goes to this bastard for his genius play against me tonight, where the fook do these mutha lickers come from?? lol. As you can guess tonight has been a pretty fruitless occasion. I played for 5 hours and at my highest point i had about a 400 buck profit but finished up with a mere $68 profit aswell as also cashing in $100 in party points.

Last Thursday was a much better session which saw me win $1050. On Friday i think i won about $150 in a short session and then went out for a few light ales. I didnt exaclty get hammered but prolly had about 8 or 9 beers. The night was abit shit tbh, it was really dead in town so i came home early at about midnight partly because i had to be up for Go-Karting in the morning and didnt wanna feel too ruff. On the Saturday morning i nearly didnt make it because i did feel abit hungover plus id had very little sleep so i detoxed my entire body by pissing, puking, shitting, sweating, spitting and spunking all waste products out of my system lol. I felt ok after my detox and the Go-Karting was a good crack. I proper suck cock when it comes to these things, im a really shit driver and finished about 8th overall out of the 13 peeps that went. Not nearly as bad as my housemate Scotch though who finished 13th lol and three of the thirteen peeps where birds ahahaha.

On Sunday i went round my parents gaff for abit and then watched them bastard yido's win the League cup round my mate Mizon's gaff. Me and Miz played abit of ISS pro Evolution on his comp whilst i was round there which brought back some good memories. We played one of the old classic versions which i used to dominate back in the day. I never met any fish who could beat me at that game, i was the fucking daddy. In between smoking, drinking, the occasional shagging and bits of studying that was practically all i did at Uni for four years, ahhh greeeet days!

When i got home that little fish JJay was at my flat and we both played in the BritBloggerment together for a laugh and that lucky little mincer went and won it. I think i busted in 5/18 although had my aq won a coinflip i would have busted JJay up real bad, that fish plays sooo weak. I also played in a $22 Rebuy tourn busting out with K10 on a K105 board, did i ever mention that i HATE tourns! Didint play any proper poker that night i couldn't be arsed although i did receive a nice $500 bonus which was pretty sweet.

In regards to some of those challenge's you fish set me after my post last week there are two i recieved after chatting to a couple of peeps via msn that seem quite appealing. The first was from that donk Ed Hollis who proposed that i try and earn at least $1k a day for 10 days at all sorts of limits with a -$600 stop loss for each day, i reckon i could do that no problems. The other challenge came from Animal who suggested i use 5% of each of my monthly winnings to sat into major live stuff, i reckon i might give this a crack aswell, Animal qualifys for loadsa wicked packages so why can't i?

However, my whole poker outlook and 'career' if you like might be taking a big change in the near future. I can't be bothered to explain atm because its 7am and im fooked so it will have to wait for now, i bet the suspense is gonna kill you fish lol. Oh thats another thing, my sleeping pattern is fucked again. After two weeks of waking up and going to sleep like normal fish im back to my zero routine and zero structure lifestyle but like i said that will have to change...

Monthly Profit = $7000

Annual Profit = $13,200