I need a challenge, something to keep me entertained until my holiday on March 2nd. Im getting abit bored of the current cash grind and need to do something different, you fish got any suggestions??? Im sooo fucking bord atm, maybe i need a bird or summat although i kinda lose interest once i've blurted my load lol, nah jokes. Anything, some sort of 10 day challenge or something involving SnGs, MTT'S, cash, HU anything! Give me some ideas please fish. I just played 30 mins won about $200 and now im bored again. I've got hobbies etc... i go to the gym, play for a 5 a side footy team, coach and manage my old college football team, RedTube alot aswell as getting ball bagged on the odd occasion and sometimes getting hold of a Kathay Liebert lookalike, although i aint had any real good action for a few months now lol :-( Oh yeah and this blog is kind of a hobby aswell, keeps me amused anyways. Bordy bloody bordddddddddd!!! Thank fuck for my snowboarding holiday in a couple weeks, going Go-Karting on Saturday aswell which should be a crack. Bord bord bord bord bord bord bord.......... All suggestions/ideas welcome even the inevitable stupid ones from the like of Seymour, Cad, Pudding, Cogs
Monthly Profit = $5,100
Annual Profit = $11,350
37 comments:
I've got an idea m8 its called the bluescouse challenge get your whole roll on phil iveys HU table & go bananas, then post the hand histories here for us to enjoy, happy daze!
Well, what I usually do when im bored is get on Gatsbys blog, pretend to be intrested in signing up for rake, reel the fat fuck in, get him to make a new posts on rakeback, then throw in a few fat comments for shits n giggles which he usually doesnt publish.
Also now and again ill drop shaaboom an email and call him a cunt or post burnleymick a few comments which never get published, still keeps me amused.
I will admit now to also have posed as amatay on dibbles and ben grundys blog whilst firing a bit of abuse there way.
ahahahaahahaha you cooount!
I might start another blog actually, stir things up abit ala Kirby.
Simple. Score more FTs than Kenn121 does in the same period of time. My money would be on Kenn :).
Or double your annual profit before your holiday, but that probably would mean sticking at the cash tables.
But have to admit that I like hj79 idea!
goto a .05/.10 table and shove every hand until you work your way up to 1000 bb's then leave immediately. GL!
Here's an idea. Get your cock sorted out by something other than your right hand ie - a womans right hand, mouth, arse, armpit... the list is endless.
Come to Bristol. 40 squid will sort you out in town if you can stand the itching afterward :P
Try a 100$ poker rocket! Put 100$ on a ,5-1$ NL table or PLO and as soon you have enough for the max buyin on the next table u move up! Keep doing it untill u reach the sky or go out with a bang! Hence the name of the game PokerRocket
Maybe have 10 days where you just play a full range of mtts...as you mostly cash player it will be a change, you might bump into Annette again...arrange that night out this time!
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firstly i'm a little hurt that you don't find my comments useful. they are only ever made with your best interests at heart.
however, even though i feel slightly let down I have more advice :)
1) Rumpage: Get rid of those sticks in vase in your wank pit for a start. it looks gay and if you are lucky enough to get a woman/hooker home she will probably think you are gay and dry straight up
2) a challenge, simple, see how many people you can felt in 10 days. obv, you are gonna need to prove the all in feltage, poker tracker replayer thing should do the trick. bet you can't do 20 in 10 days.
3) I'm so impressed with my challenge idea i may have to do it myself!
felt away!
He could easily felch 20 in 10 days i reckon. He could do that in an hour. Yr right tho Seymour it is a cracking challenge. I've never felched anyone but may give this a go just for the pure competitiveness. I'm off to start now. Report back here in 10 days and we'll see who's won
Why not try and win one of the $20k guarantees on stars/FT? These are great MTT and a win would look great on your bankroll......
if you wanna do some sort of SNG challenge i'm open to suggestions, email me if you're interested pcthompson80@hotmailcom, i play as Fat Afghan on stars at the 27s 38s & 60s
your right, maybe felching is more Amatays thing.
either way, a challenge is a challenge!
I agree with sibbe!!
POKERROCKET CHALLENGE***
1.) Start at $5.1
2.) Max buy-in of $100
3.) And ur only allowed max 2 bustouts at each level.
Before u know it, u'll be at $25/50
;-)
Good to see you still doing well mate. Do you play much heads up? See that most of your games are FR. Fancy some heads up action vs me. $10 or $20 games, best of 21...let me know mate. I feel like something different after playing 6max recently.
Binner
AMATAY VS BINNER****
WOOT WOOT!!
Keep them coming please fish im liking some of the ideas.
Seymour/Cottlad - I could felt more fish than any of you plums...put together!
Fat Afgan - Love the name and love the challange although i would crush you on the SnG's matay. They have to be SH though, im the master at them ;-)
Binner, i would cane your sorry ass head up mate np. However, i think i know of 1 or 2 other little fish who would like to play you first. They go by the names of State0fmind and Rigormortay, two keyboard warriors no less!!!
Dremeber - I might try some sort of MTT challenge although MTT's do drive me insane, cheers
Also had some decent ideas from Animal, BurnleyMik, BlueScouse and Kennl on the RtR forum and via MSN.
The spin up ideas are gay unless im banking some profit because ultimately i will end up bust and like a said i need to make some prof.
Laters
State0fmind and Rigormortay bring those keyboard bitches on....When I beat them then are we on mate? You playing live at all at the moment?
ahahahahahaha, nice one we'll have to sort summat out.
State and Rigs are a pair of fish anyways so your probably have no problem beating them. I however am a different kettle of fish...pardon the pun
btw im only playing online atm mate, aint had any live poker action for time
They are welcome mate. What do you say then chap. Take my msn and add me ashley_brinsford@hotmail.com. 21 games. Side bet $50 aswell?
I need a change and would be good to take on a decent player....you wont be able to wait for those Aces though son...
"You wont be able to wait for those aces though son"
Ahahahha
Bust him up Amatay!!
Binner U big fish, I'll take that bet on. 21 games at 5c.10c hu is what ur saying and a side bet of $50.
Bring it on!!!
I'll play u at around 7pm tonight!!
First to 11 I mean. 6 nlh, 5 PLO.
10games Nlh and the rest plo LOL
And whoever reaches 11 wins!!
Stateofmind.
What you fancy playing mate, tourns will be best $10 a pop?
Makes me think of a blogging HU cup or league maybe?? What are peoples thoughts on this?
lol, i like the sound of that Binner. A Head up challenge. All you fish can send me an entry fee to FTP or summat $5-20 bucks depending and i'll come with some sort of round robin maybes? We'll call it the Amatay Cup.lol God im bord. I'll obviously fix the tourn so i come up against the biggest fish first. JJay you interested mate?
Amatay v JJay Round 1 LMFAO!!!
LMFAO!!!!
fish, ur a full time poker player and ur bored shitless!! bored of makin monies? u cuz are a tool
! ur hols are in 2 weeks, hit tarbs hard, tear it up, then take ur chill time on hols, not flirting around with the above low limit fishbiscuits.snort it out u penarse!
I say run 20 straight 200 HU SNGs. You can whip em off quick. At least on FT they seem reaaalllly soft and I would like your opinion after 20. I would be very surprised if you could win 20 straight.
So...Im ready to play. Amatay, state of mind? Who fancies it?
Defo should look to doing a blogger league HU...get that fish Burnley, hag, Rutherford etc involved.
get a hooker and fuck her pussy baby yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
all the other ideas are from numptys, busted man thts tickled me good n proper! u funny fucker!
you can have a SNG challenge wth me if you want?
Winner get $500 or so - I havent played them for 4 months but still should be able to destroy your ass!
FISH
You need a hobby that has a goal of somesort. the problem isn't that you aren't occupied, it's that everything is becoming repetetive. You need a target of some sort over a longer period of time than just a couple of weeks. Good luck.
snoops
Do u ever get the feeling ur running ice fcucking cold?!?
Amatay if I go AWOL for a while dont worry about me, Im just off to the kumate to throw some putasos! Huuuuuuuuyyyyt!
Bloodsport!!!
Roofer ur hilarious
Look out for Chong lee LOL
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