Thursday, February 21, 2008

Loooong Day Of Poker

What a fucking rollercoaster today has been, it feels like it has been a complete waste of time, fucking nightmares! lolol....
The day got off to a great start and saw me basically mince in my wank sack for about one hour after i woke up and make just under $600 before the poker gods decided to take a massive dump on my head! I started to play again early in the evening and have only just logged off at 3am slightly battered after whats probably been the longest and toughest session of poker i have played in many months. This hand basically sums it all up, are you kidding me lol. Thing is i knew when all the chips were flying on the flop exactly what everyone of the three fish had but i was already all in. Had i been in a different position i honestly would have folded i promise, but it was too late and the way the hand played out meant that i was doomed. Where's my 8 on the rivee ffs!
To cut short a very tedious and painful story i lost $1200 which represents quite a significant loss for me atm playing $1/2. However, i battled on like a true warrior and managed to make back about $500, which meant after the twenty billion hands i've played and the twenty billion dollars worth of dosh i made in rake for them bastards at Party Poker i finished the day down a mere $100. In fact i played sooo many hands today that i generated $90 bucks worth in pp points so i suppose i finished the day evens although it feels like i've lost a quite few quid and also a few years off my life.
Monday night i shizzed off $100 in a few little donkaments and SnGs, busting in one 90 man $26 doll tourn in 11th when my AK was no good against KJ, i HATE tourns lol. On Tuesday i grinded out a $150 win in about 3 hrs, so my progress this week has been complete toilet. Fuck me this has been a whinging post, sorry fish. Oh well back to the tarbles again tomorrow i guess, its my job ain't it :-) I'll come back to all those challenges in another post, can't be bovved now, keep em coming though, laters.

45 comments:

seymour cards said...

first off mate, what the f*ck are you running your ace/king into king/jack for?!

have you learnt nothing? a/k is a massive dog to the mighty k/j in all the games i play in so you got whats coming.

how many hands have you played this year out of curiosity?

The Hag said...

ah, good old set over set over set. Havent seen that for a while. Shame you were on the bad end of it mate.

Sounds like you made a nice comeback though.

How many tables do you play at a time aswell? and are they all full ring yea? I'm sure you have prolly mentioned b4... but o well

The Busted Man said...

tonight ive had my AK's chinned by 54os each time pulling straights on river its a joke

Anonymous said...

All your Mums

seymour cards said...

my a/k just done by k/j on a king high board

fucking c*nts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MindTank said...

Mr JT, U fancy coming to a casino tonight??
See if Cook wants to come also. Me, Stef an Dan are heading up at around 6ish.

RooferThewelfareofficer said...

Cuz, just incase you missed it on Decos blog this is the type of tramp you are associating with. Kick the cunt out of the rtr crew, lowers the tone.

anonymousrooferssshhhh said...
£0.10/£0.20)- 16:21:01 (UK)
Table "Dagotep" Seat 4 is the button.
Seat 1: xxx(£22.40 in chips)
Seat 2: DAROGUE (£17.59 in chips)
Seat 3: xxx (£22.89 in chips)
Seat 4: xxx (£19.69 in chips)
Seat 5: xxx (£38.14 in chips)
Seat 6: BurnleyMi (£2.27 in chips)
xxx: posts small blind £0.10
BurnleyMi: posts big blind £0.20
----- HOLE CARDS -----

DAROGUE: raises to £0.60
xxx: calls £0.60
BurnleyMi: raises to £2.27 and is all-in
DAROGUE: calls £1.67
xxx: calls £1.67
----- FLOP ----- [9h 8c Jd]
DAROGUE: bets £3.20
xxx: folds
Returned uncalled bets £3.20 to DAROGUE
----- TURN ----- [9h 8c Jd][Jc]
----- RIVER ----- [9h 8c Jd Jc][7d]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
DAROGUE: shows [Tc As] (A Straight, Jack high)
BurnleyMi: shows [Ah Jh] (Three of a kind, Jacks, Ace high)
DAROGUE collected £6.57 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot £6.91 Main pot £6.57 Rake £0.34
Board [9h 8c Jd Jc 7d]
Seat 2: DAROGUE showed [Tc As] and won (£6.57) with A Straight, Jack high
Seat 6: BurnleyMi (big blind) showed [Ah Jh] and lost with Three of a kind, Jacks, Ace high
****HAND ENDS****

22 February 2008 16:44


Nottheroofer. said...
That was the hand and this is what Mick blogged about it!

"Also did a little cash yesterday afternoon with my mentor…….

he decided to sit at the same six handed table and was showing me how to build up a good bluffers image. He was doing ok, but it took a while for him to actually get paid for it. Then, my own mentor does the unthinkable…. he stacks me with a nasty suckout!!! yeah, some bloody mentor! Rotten bastard!

I had gotten shortish and he raised my BB again, so I have AJs and i shove. He calls…… with AT. I hit a jack on the flop, then another on the turn and he then makes a straight on the river……… Needless to say I wasn’t best impressed at my mentor stacking me when he is supposed to be helping me improve my game, so i just shut all poker off and watched a film to cool off. What a bastard!!!!!! Who needs enemies with friends like that!!!! Sod that mentoring lark, it could get expensive if it carries on like that. I will just stick to tournies!"


Grow up you fucking tart! Sad Prick. Piss Poor. Christ those twins have got a life of riley ahead of them havent they moneybags. No wonder Pud had to buy you a pint, probs seen the state you were dressed.

Kirby the German Roofer said...

Roofer lost his virginity before his Dad

Kirby the German Roofer said...

Roofer once lost his legs in a car accident and still walked away.

Kirby the German Roofer said...

Eskimos have 52 words for snow and 64 words for roofer.

Kirby the German Roofer said...

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Kirby the German Roofer said...

Roofer has two speeds, walk and kill

Kirby the German Roofer said...

Roofer invented karate

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Kirby the German Roofer said...

Roofer can sneeze with his eyes open

Kirby the German Roofer said...

Roofer dont sleep, he just waits

Kirby the German Roofer said...

Roofer once shot down an aeroplane by pointing his finger at it and shouting BANG!

Kirby the German Roofer said...

Most people wear superman pyjamas, superman wears roofer pyjamas.

Kirby the German Roofer said...

Roofer doesnt dodge bullets baby, bullets dodge roofer.

Kirby the German Roofer said...

Roofer puts the laughter in manslaughter

Kirby the German Roofer said...

Roofer played russian roulette with 6 bullets and won

Kirby the German Roofer said...

Roofer can kick a man in the soul

Kirby the German Roofer said...

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Kirby the German Roofer said...

Roofer destroyed the periodic table because he only reccomends one element, the element of suprise.

Kirby the German Roofer said...

Roofer doesnt have any pubes on his balls, not because he hasnt started puberty yet, but because pubes dont grow on steel

Kirby the German Roofer said...

Roofer can slam a revolving door.

Kirby the German Roofer said...

When roofer goes into a pool he doesnt get wet, the water gets roofered.

Kirby the German Roofer said...

The virgin mary saw roofer in her toast

Kirby the German Roofer said...

Roofer can lick his own elbows

Kirby the German Roofer said...

Roofer doesnt tea bag, he potato sacks

Kirby the German Roofer said...

Roofer uses a live rattlesnake as a condom

Kirby the German Roofer said...

Roofer never wet his bed as a child, the bed wet itself out of fear.

Kirby the German Roofer said...

Roofer aint scared of the boogeyman in his wardrobe, the bogeymans scared of roofer in his wardrobe

Kirby the German Roofer said...

Roofer started both world wars simply out of curiosity.

Kirby the German Roofer said...

Roofer could kill two stones with one bird.

Kirby the German Roofer said...

Roofer can speak braille.

Kirby the German Roofer said...

Roofer ate all the pies.

Kirby the German Roofer said...

Jesus made water into wine, roofer made wine into beer.

Kirby the German Roofer said...

Roofer doesnt eat easter eggs, he eats dinosaur eggs.

Kirby the German Roofer said...

ROOFER CAN TOUCH MC HAMMER.

Anonymous said...

roofers a gay losing fish

portdeco20 said...

LOL

i actually read all them ^^ and some of them made me laugh....sad bastard

Anonymous said...

Port Decos so poor he did a drive by on a bus. He was on the day saver.

P.S He kept my $5 what a tramp.

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