Got completely ball bagged last night, absolutely wankered! Went out for mate Darrens b'day with a load of the lads. Firstly, we went to some seedy strip pub place, the ones where you bascially stick one nug in a jar and some old tart get her boobs and flange out for abit, which is always a rather pleasing sight. Next up we drunk about millions shot of all sorts of shit in the Slug and Lettuce in St Albans and then ended up in a club called Batchwood. It was an ok night although i almost ended up smacking my 'mate' Baxter in the chops. I was fucking angry with that cunt, i can't be bovved to explain but i should have given him a slap. No one really likes him that much tbh and nights out just ain't the same when he's there, the whole dynamic of the group changes. I don't not like many people but this muthalicker gets on my tits sometimes, grrrr.
For some reason i stupidly agreed to play football the next morning. I thought it was just a quick game of 5-a-side but it turns out i was roped into playing some charity tournmant. So i woke up at about 8am after about 3-4 hrs of shut eye still completely wasted and played this tournament all morning and early afternoon. When we all got there all the other teams had kits on and shit and we all basically bowled in looking like a bunch of pissed cunts which wasn't a good sign and i was fearing the worst. Luckily the standard wasn't that good and we finished top of the table but had to play a final versus the 2nd place team which we fucking lost courtesy of an own goal from yours truelay lol. We were 1-0 up and i decided to plant a beautiful header past our own keeper and into the bottom corner. It was a great finish tbh and we eventually lost 3-1. Oh well, it was a good crack and im glad i went although the organisers announced at the end that they had raised £60 for charity?? I was like wtf £60 quid, i would have paid them more than just to stay in bed ffs.
On the poker front there is not much to report as usual. I havent played for the last 3 days accept for the BritBloggerment tonight which i took down babay!!! In regard to the SnGays i've played summat like 260 games which is appalling but made $2.6k which is very good. I've now got a nice rotating gold star next to my name on SharkScope which i am rather chuffed about. If you want to watch a 6 handed SnG master at work then i can be found under the name amatay on FTP. Laters!
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I think you may be an alchoholic. People may laugh at your stupid posts about drinking and your antics but you really don't know the damage you are doing to the people around you and also your health.
Your drinking is effecting your life in a negative way. Your family all hate you because of it. You are clearly an aggressive drunk and I recon your flatmate is scared of you after the last time you hit him.
When was the last time you didn't have vodka on your corn flakes?
I speak from experience as my Dad was an alcholic and still is a bit. I'm only trying to help you dude as I think you are an OK guy without a drink on you.
I'm tea-total by the way and I can have lots of fun without having a drink.
I hope you see the error of your ways soon - before it's too late.
*alcoholic
dude you should maybe check out this site and do the quiz
http://www.aa-uk.org.uk/publications/areyou.htm
What did baxter say? what did baxter say?
Lol Platonic, I eat Rice Crispays and not Cornflakes mate
Maybe staking is the future mate. Just think .. you give a few good poor poker fish a few hundred bucks and they start spinning a return. You could build it up to having a 100 little mini amatays working away to pay your mortgage. following my imminent retirement from the game im going to start looking for some fish to invest in.
LMFAO at raising £60 measily quid! At least you got your lazy arse out of the sack mate!
The Legend, stake me babay! LOL
platonic... judging by your last comment i think you may be a homosexual.
i'm sorry.
take this handy test to find out if you are hurting your friends or family:
www.doilikeitupthearse.com/test
my dad was gay and still is a bit but he got over it. he likes pies.
good luck!
Platonic i think you may be the biggest bell end in the world. People may laugh at your stupid posts but you really don't know the damage you are doing to yourself and the people around you.
Here take this test to find out:
www.areyoutheworldsbiggestbellend.com/test
I speak from experience as my dad was a bell end and still is a bit.
I'm only trying to help you dude. The fact that you are a complete bell end is affecting your life in a negative way. You are clearly an aggresive bell end as well and i reckon your blow up girlfriend is scared of you after the last time you punctured her.
I'm not a bell end and can still have lots of fun. I hope you see the error of your ways soon before it's too late.
Ash
That rotating star means you're a bit light on your feet son ;)
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