Anonymous Pricks

I feel the need to write a post about my anonymous friend(s) after a string of recent personal attacks in previous posts that are very bizarre and somewhat disturbing. Where the fuck do i start, its just all too weird. I've been 'abused' in the comment section of my blog for at least the last two years and most of it makes me laugh tbh and much of it is just light hearted banter anyways which is why i don't bother with comment moderation etc. However, when the anonymous cunt started slating other people in my life it pissed me off. After one particularly comment I took a minute to look up the term keyboard warrior and came across the following...

Person who, being unable to express his anger through physical violence (owning to their physical weakness, lack of bravery and/or conviction in real life), instead manifests said emotions through the text-based medium of the Internet, usually in the form of aggressive writing that the Keyboard Warrior would not (for reasons previously mentioned) be able to give form to in real life.

Does this ring any bells Mr Anonymous? You talk about things like real life and social retardation in many of your comments don't you fish? I think the words irony and hypocrisy spring to mind you sad fuck. It makes me laugh that you spend your time berating people for spending their lives on the Internet whilst spending lengthy periods of time reading over my blog and constructing carefully written comments which must sometimes take at least 30 minutes to produce. Think about it fish, think about when you are sat in front of your computer reading some strangers blog (religiously, don't deny it) and leaving some sad message on how pathetic the writer is, take a look in the mirror!

Arrrgh, i was going to write about a few more home truths for my Anonymous friend but i am bored now. I can't be bothered to have a war of words with some dick head via the Internet as it makes me almost as sad as the cock sucker himself. I probably shouldn't even bother to amuse the prat with this post but fuck it, its all fun and games. Laters :-)

Small PLO Result

Fired up 6 games this evening but my heart and mind were not really into it tbh and i quickly donked out of all of them in either standard situations or just shit bored play from myself. However, in my last game a $10r PLO tourn i had an ok stack and decided to semi concentrate. I ran pretty good in at least four or five situations with hands holding up in marginal spots and managed to finish 2/180 for $875. The only other poker i have played since my last post was a $33 6 max SnGay which i took down for $126. The roll is increasing nicely, hopefully i can keep it going. Enjoying poker and life atm, laters.

Buzzing

Feeling really good atm, its probably because i just finished rumping Kels straight after shipping a small tourn this morning/early afternoon, weeee....

Last night Kels stayed over and we just minced and watched a slightly disturbing film called The Strangers based on true events, its pretty sick. We were planning to go into London for the day today but that kinda got blown out and she told me to log on and she would watch my fishay moves for abit. I only fired up 4-5 small games but went deepish in three although i got shafted just outside the money in two of them, sigh. However, i faired much better in a small $44 game with only 87 runners on FTP taking it down for just over $1.1k. Kels got bang into watching me play and couldn't bear to watch the screen as the cards fell when i was all in screaming for the cards i needed or cards i wanted to dodge, it was quite funny actually. She said it made her feel sick and i was like errr yeah, welcome to my world. After my win we had a nice celebratory rump which was rather pleasant! It was one of those quick bish bash bosh rumps, she came quick and i blasted my load shortly after, lovely jubbly. Gonna see her again tonight which is cool.

Quick mention of abit of a blow up i had yesterday at the tarbles. I went deep in a $55 on Tilt only to bust 12th after a piece of questionable play from myself. I think it was dodgey anyways, im still abit undecided I'm sure it looked horrible to my mate JJay who was railing but the play i made always does when it doesn't work. There were about 17 left and i was 5th in chips and in pretty good shape. It made me laugh when JJay told me via msn that i had a good chance here and i was like lol thanks for pointing that out mate. He made his comment just before i decided to halve my stack with 72!!! I raised from the sb and the bb min raised me so i decided to four bet the muthalicker and he instantly shoved all in which obviously sucked. I guess it was unlucky that i walked into a monster and perhaps i should slow down sometimes. I actually had another similar situation on ipoker when the sb raised my bb and i re-poped with 56o and he called. Flop came 1034, he led out and i blasted after having shown massive strength the whole hand and he snapped called for the rest of his stack with ace fucking 5!!! What goes through these twats tiny brains?? I suppose its partly my fault and i should only be targeting players with those moves who are capable of folding, fuck knows? Having said that this is partly how i have been building my stacks. I remember one hand from that $55 where i 3 bet pre flop with 34 and the donk cold called and then check folded to my c bet on a kjx flop lol. On reflection i do think i need to slow down at times although its good that i have completely shaken off any nittayness from my game. I also finished 5/333 on Stars that day but that was only good for $200+ as it was some weird $4 2r1a with a really flat payout structure which was abit shit. Anyways i have made a decent ish profit this month so i wont be visiting the job centre anytime soon, laters :-)

Fuck Off Poker!!!

Sometimes i lose my faith in this game, its fucking sick!! Its soooo fucking brutal! WTF am i doing playing this insane game for a living?? I am a fucking knob. I've hand some horror hands so far this week, mainly redic beats with some shockers from me aswell. Note to self, STOP 4 bet jamming into AA pre flop lol. Aside from that i think im running pretty bad atm, maybe i have just turned shit, maybe i have always been shit?

Despite the sickness from the last couple of days i am about break even so its not all doom and gloom although as per usual i haven't exactly played alot, about 20 ish mtt's in the last three days which obv isn't enough. My best result came in the $100 deepstack which i played for the first time on ipoker. I made a really good fold with 88 on an AK8 rainbow flop in the very first hand when i knew some fish had made a backdoor flush and some other knob went broke with a slow played AK. I went on to finish 7/137 for $685 which was a bit of a bastard. I've had a couple of other near misses but keep getting bum raped in mammoth chip lead pots and the odd sloppy play. I have about $12k online atm and have decided to withdraw a set amount at the end of each month and try and build a substantial roll. This is something i have tried to do before but i always end up cashing out my winnings instead of progressing onto higher limits, perhaps that is why i get sooo bored with this game because i dont challenge myself. I guess i better get back to beating low-mid limit donks before i can think about anything else anyways. I haven't decided on the withdrawal amount yet but if i bust the $12k then its time to start job hunting whilst grinding a small profit here and there. Arrrgh, fuck my life, the thought of working is disgusting, come on Jones win some monies you cunt. Its not like i am gonna be broke as i have savings and stuff but i'd rather leave that in the bank.

Outside of poker nothing too exciting is going on atm, i cant believe its Thursday already, fml. On Tuesday i played footy with my 5 aside team which i enjoyed and we won 7-3 and tonight i met Scotch for the gym and sauna then played badminton with Ads, Dan and Simms. Badders is abit of a pooftays sport imo but i just went along for the crack (no pun intended). Despite being relatively sporty compared to your average person i am still probably the laziest cunt in the world. This morning i crawled out of bed at 7am to unreg from all the tourns i had previously registered for the night before just so i could get another 8hrs shuteye. I am gonna do the same thing tonight and reg for a bunch of mtts starting at 7.30am, hopefully there wont be a repeat performance. Getting bored of this blog aswell, can you tell? Bye.

Early Starts

Been getting up out of my wank sack quite early ish for me this past week. On Tues and Wed morn i pre regged for a bunch of morning mtt's on Ipoker, Stars and Tilt. The first one is a $50FO on FTP which kicks off at 8am. This is then followed by about 8-9 other tourns starting between 8.30 and 11am which force me to wake up to avoid an otherwise expensive morning snooze. I pretty much min cashed every fooking mtt i played on Ipoker aswell as a min cash on one of the ftp mtt's. I also completely fucked up the $50 ftp game on Wed when i decided to jizz off half my stack with Q9 in the BB with 40 odd left after having been top 5 in chips for a long period before shoving 10's into QQ to bust 29th, (top 27 paid). Well played Amatay you Prick! Overall i made a few mistakes but generally played quite solid. I do have a tendency to do some weird things something thou like trying to trap with marginally hands when i should just be betting as the stack sizes in these mtts do not really allow such play. Its hard to explain but in certain hands i find myself initially trapping and then getting myself into spots where i get kinda lost. I know what I'm on about anyways and its something i need to cut out of my game.

On Thursday i fancied some live poker so arranged to meet a mate for a game down the International but this particularly fish is the absolutely worst at time keeping and organising anything and ended up blowing me out 10 mins before the meeting time. We arranged to meet later that day in Leicester Square but i was ready so i went to the International on my Jack. I got there just in time to play a little £20FO with only 23 runners and ended up chopping the prize money four way because everyone was getting bored as the blinds where just redic.

I actually played really good poker in this game and felt like no one could touch me tbh although when i think about it i shouldn't be surprised. Its only a shitty live £22 game with a bunch of recreational players and i have been playing this stupid game for over four yrs now and have experienced far more many situations and played thousands more hands than your average donk so i should be crushing games like this, it's no big deal. I just wish i had the bollocks to play higher a few yrs ago. Playing higher is something i have been considering again for the past two weeks and i might blog about potential new masterplans soon, i bet you can't wait. After the International i met my mate Ad's in Trocadero for a few beers before playing a lil bit of £1/2 at The Empire. I didn't play too long though and left with a monster £14 profit after about 30-40mins.

I spent Friday night and all day on Saturday with Kels which was nice. On Fri we had a bit of grub at the Rising Sun before meeting Tom, Rob and Cooks in Town. It was a decent night that got cut short after a friend of a friend that was with us got caught with some gear on him so some of us got kicked out of a club which kinda killed the night. No harm done though as me and Kels just came home for rumps galore, i love it. On Sunday i done the Mothers Day thing and today i had a massive sleep. Gonna fire up some games on Ipoker, Party and Stars in a few minutes, let me win something one more time please, laters.

It's All Good

Not really had the urge to post since my most recent over reaction almost two weeks ago and i still don't feel like it tbh which is unlike me but i might as well update seeing as i just busted my last Sunday donkament for the night...

After my previous post i received a lot of good advice from people on RTR plus a few friends and family. Also thanks for the comments fish, i pissed myself laughing at a lot of them and i actually agree with alot of the advice given, cheers. Life has been alright since that last gay post both on and off the cyber felt. I've spent quite alot of time with Kels, including a nice evening in the Swan pub for drinks and munch, a night on the lash in Yates with her mate Helen and cosy nights in rumping all over my flat (except Scotch's room obv). I rumped her in the kitchen last week when we were both drunk which was a bit random. I thought about making myself a sandwich whilst i had her bent over the washing machine but that bastard Scotch had caned off all the fkin bread as usual.

I also had a quiet night out with JJay n Adam in Rileys when JJay was lucky enough to beat me 10-7 at Darts. It felt like a win tbh given that i retired from the world of darts about 12 yrs ago (i used to be pretty nifty back in the day) and that fish JJay has an oche in his bedroom ffs. Check out JJay's PocketFive Profile, if you see that fish at your table free feel to steal away, but never 3 bet him with anything less than KK because he will have you fkin crushed!

Spent a few hrs with my sister and my little niece one afternoon which gave me some perspective on what i tool i am sometimes. They are struggling a bit financially so it kinda made me realise that things are okish for me in the short term anyways and that many people are far worse off then myself. My little niece Leah is lovely, i can't believe she was born a year ago, its scary how quickly time passes us all by sometimes.

I went out with Bill and Miz last Wednesday to the Emirates to watch them dirty gooners vrs Roma in the champs league. I absolutely HATE Arsenal but i just went for the crack and to cheer and bet on Roma obv. I was blown away by the Stadium tbh, it was immense. Not just the actual ground but also the surrounding area, it was very impressive.

Had a night out on the beers this Friday with Scotch, Nathan and Clare first in Ricky then Watford. It was an ok night, nothing great. Saturday i went round JJay's gaff for a home game and the Khan fight. We played two games and the standard was as fishay as usual with the line up including JJay "i only play premium cards" Simmonds, Adam "i want to win every pot" Bell and his elder brother Daniel "the whole poker world is against me" Bell. The game also included The GrayDove, Scotch and Andy. I split the first game with Ads for huuuuuge dimes and Ads also shipped the 2nd game, mbn. JJay busted out first in both games once to me when he overplayed his AK in an unraised pot and i flopped two pair, wp mate, great game! lol. Right, enough about my mad crazy balla like lifestyle, i expect those of you who are sad enough to read this shit wanna know if i am busted yet? Well the answer is not yet and things have gone ok...

I woke up early doors on Thursday and regged for two small comps even though i really didnt wanna play and also because i had plans that day. Anyways the poker gods must have been smiling down on me because i managed a 2/810 in a $5r on Stars for $1.8k. I actually remember calling two allins in the rb period with something like 67hh because i couldn't be bothered. I wasn't planning on rebuying either but ended up trebling vrs two AK's and then felt like i play very solid poker all tourn until i got HU where i felt crushed vrs a very aggro opponent. As gay as it sounds but it was the hardest game of heads up i have ever played, I just couldn't get any reads on this bastard. I was trying to see flops because i felt like thats where i had an edge but the bastard wasn't letting me see them cheap. So i started getting more aggro pre flop and he would just three, four and five bet blast all over me. I also tried to float the cunt but he double barrelled me everytime. I did get it allin with a flopped straight with 30 bb's but the slut hit runner runner full boat, gg me. I also Bubbled the other mtt i had going ($7r) in a really cold spot with AQ v KK so the day could have been even better.

Since that morning i haven't played a ton mainly because i haven't been online that much. I now have a good idea of a schedule of mtt's that i can play in either the mornings, afternoons/evenings or nights which is good. I actually reg for the 8am tourns the night before just to force me out of my wank sack in the morns. I have only played about 25-30 mtt's in total and have experienced the usually sick beats and horrendous play, some of it is soooo bad. I bubbled the final tarb of the 10r on ipoker, finished 20/406 in another $5r on Stars and tonight had a disgusting hand on the final tarb of the $55 deepstack on ipoker to bust out 10th when some muthalicker hit a two fooking outer after i tried to slowplay trips on an AAK board when i knew the fish couldn't call a re raise and prolly had air, sigh. However, i did fair alot better in the $33 Deeptack a few nights ago when i shipped the lot for just over $2k which was nice. I have managed to win the $25, $33 and $55 Deepstacks tourns on there now without putting in much volume, weeeee. I also played pissed up Omaha on Saturday and made a few extra hundred so i have done ok the last 10-12 days :-)

My plans for the rest of the month is too play a bunch of mtt's (mainly mornings), get in the gym, see Kels, friends n family and just try and make some more dosh then see where i am bankroll wise at the start of next month. Also looking at trying to get back into PocketFive's top 100 UK fish. Its not that bigger deal because if you pummel the tables enough even the most average of donkays could probably scrape in there imo however, things like that do motivate me. My highest position is 81st when i went on that mini heater 6 months ago but then stopped playing although its harder to get there this time because the points required are higher. I'm just outside the top 100 atm but hopefully i can ship some monies this week and move up the rankings. Laters fishays.

My Heads Completely Gone

I absolutely fucking HATE poker right now. I am fucking sick of it. Its nothing to do with bad beats etc i just don't have any love for the game whatsoever. I just made a feeble attempt to play some games online tonight but i didn't really care about the outcome one bit. I need to have a serious think about my future and what i want to do with my life. I won't ever quit playing the game completely but i need to make some serious decisions about whether i want to continue doing this for a living. This year has been a joke so far in terms of profit because i just don't have any urge to play. I just do not have the discipline to play on a regular basis, poker is work to me now and as a result i have lost the enjoyment factor that i once got from the game.

Maybe things will change in a few days once i have had time to reflect and chat about this shit to friends and family i dunno. Perhaps if i can come up with some sort of daily structure which doesn't include playing at redic O'clock in the morning things would be better? However, even if i could develop such a structure i would still find it difficult to stick to it. Also with my ex bird Kels back on the scene i need to start sorting my life out if i want to continue down that path, i dunno? Arrrrggggggghhh, i am probably over reacting but i just feel like smashing this laptop to pieces as i write this fucking sad shitty blog. I just need to get this stuff out of my system.

Rumps With The Ex

Not been up to much since the NPF thing really, i've been quite lazy which is unusual for me :-) Spent a few nights with my ex bird Kels this week. Getting on quite well tbh, but then again we always did, she's wicked. Not sure whats going on but the rumps are fkin good. Why is sex with the ex soooo nice? I love it!! Been getting some delicious blowies as well recently which i am sure you are all pleased to hear about. I fkin love bloways, there much better than sex imo but maybe that's because i am such a lazy bastard and just like to lay there sprawled stark bollock naked on my bed with my legs spread whilst going into orgasmic spasms as i get my balls and knob sucked.

On the poker front i made a small recovery last week but i still lack the desire to even sit down and register these days. I was going to start a new assault on the tarbles yesterday but i just don't have any motivation whatsoever. My best result was a 3/244 in the late $7k gtd on pp when i lost a flip 3 handed to basically win the lot. No complaints thou as i had already sucked out 3 times with junk shoves as well as winning two flips prior to this whilst itm. Also got ball bagged in town on Sat with Bill, Baxter and Cooks and then came home to make a few hundred playing PLO which saw me almost break even for Feb. Laters fish.