I'm Off To Vegoooose Babay!

After unsuccessfully trying to persuade two or three of my fishee mates to join me in Las Vegas i had pretty much blown out the idea of going back there this year. However, at about midnight on Friday i made the spontaneous decision to book it after Azimut rang me and told me he was going on Wednesday plus Animals going out there on the same day so i thought fuck it, why not? I met these two fish at last years Caribbean Poker Cruise and there both top lads and i just fancied another trip to Vegas tbh.

I'm flying out there on Thursday where i'll be staying at the Luxor for 10 nights. I plan to play a lot more poker than i did on my previous trip plus i'll probably end up drinking a lot less as well although time will tell :-) I'm just gonna try and chillax, hopefully make some money and meet a few new people. I'm tempted to buy into the WSOP Event 4 $1k tourny although it will probably be more fun for a fish like me to play in 3 or 4 $300-$400 events at other casinos. I'll also probably stick to grinding it out on the $1/2 tarbs unless i get really ball bagged and end up mixing it up in Bobby's Room lol. Let me get there and back in one piece and run good one time!

LOL Out Clickaments!

Just been checking out my stat meter thing to see how many Amatay fans have been visiting the blog recently and decided to have a play around with it looking at my visitors locations and how long they were reading this website for etc. One of the functions you can use allows you to check what site my readers out click on. I wrote funny ish a post about this a while ago, check it. Its amazing how many of you dirrrtay bastards out click on sites like redtube, tube8 and yazum etc lol. You must be surfing the net and then get a bit horny and think, mmmm i might have a wank. So you come visit my world famous blog, scroll down and click on one of the porn links on the right hand side. I know that's what my mate JJay does ;-) I just asked him about it on msn actually...

Amatay says: i've just been looking at the people who visit my blog and i can see what site they visit next, it called out clicks. There's sooo many redtube, tube8 and yazum out clicks they can't all be you can they?

JayJay says: lol, nah i'm the one out clicking on ovguide, its gives me more of a choice ;-)

Amatay says: ahahaha, i saw that out click you dirtay feesh!

In other exciting news this week i've really fucked up my shoulder and have therefore only been to the gym once i think which is very shit. I think i've only seen the bird once this week as well plus i had a decent ish night with Adam the other day when we both went to the Empire Casino in Leicester Square. When we got there we had abit of a mare because we realised we only had £600 between us and couldn't get anymore, doh. A couple of hands into the night and Ads decided to turn our £600 into £400, wp mate. Luckily Ads spun his last £200 into £800 and i nut peddled the other £200 into £300. I think the biggest hand i won was in the 2nd or 3rd hand of the night when i got QQ UTG+1. UTG limps, i limped and some fish made it £13 to go, one fish calls behind and the utg limp dick folds. I decided to play it snug and smooth partly to trap and partly because it was the only dosh i had on me so i didnt wanna go busto straight away otherwise that was night over. Flop J83 and i check called £30 ish. Turn 3, check check. River 6 and i check called his obv river bluff winning about an £180 ish pot. The biggest pot i lost was when i had to fold three deuces to a £50 river bet when there simply wasn't any hand i was beating. The fish showed me a straight after i mooked my cards so happy days!

Supposed to be getting trollified this weekend, i've got b'day's galore to attend. Its Ad's b'day bash tomo although it clashes with my mates Bills b'day who has organised some munch in some nutter Spanish restaurant somewhere in London before more beers beers beers elsewhere plus its Rob's b'day on the Sunday. I wish i wasn't such a larry these days and could get absolutely hammed all day Sat and Sun. I prolly could/will but i will be a mess. Oh well nevermind, laters fish!

Almost My Biggest Win Ever...

...and i didn't even play a hand. I received a text msg from Cogs at about 10.30 this morning to say that Kennl was 2/30 in the FTOPS $535 buyin Main Event and seeing as i had 5% of the little mincer and that there was $432k up top i immediately ended my mid morning wank and leapt outta bed to rail the fish. When i finally got my slow ass, porn riddled lappy up and running he was about 6/19. Plzzzzz Kenn, plzzzzzzzz mate, one fucking time! If he could some how donk his way through the remaining fishays he would obv win a life changing amount of money but more importantly i would net just over $21.5k for my 5%. Needless to say he ended up losing a race with 10's to go 2/14 then busted in 14th when he ran AQ into KK for $17.5k, fml! So i ended up with a paltry $900ish, bollocks! I can honestly say that i felt absolutely gutted when he busted, fook knows what Kenn felt. How can you even play for that amount of money anyways? How the fuck can you even think straight? I don't think i would even be capable of clicking the mouse button tbh.

Arrrgh, i could have done with that money especially as i don't really bother with Poker much these days. Fuck it, fuck fuck it. Just looking at the money ladder now and even a 5th would have been good for 5k, shizzle. The extent of my poker action last week was a 10 minute session playing $1/2 limit completely ball bagged at redic o'clock after drinking myself into oblivion on Friday night. I think i lost about $200 before passing out so i didn't do too much damage. Fuck it, fuck it,fuck it $21.5k ytredtqwertg :-( I'm off to finish that mid morning wank, laters.

Amatay Origins

Its been another hectic week this week, i have been absolutely rushed off my feet!! Its Friday today (thank crunchie) and the last five days have flown by so much so that i have not managed to play a single hand of pokay all fooking week. I'm not exactly a model professional but its just that i have been busy sleeping and stuff ;-) I did watch that new Star Trek film at the cinema with a few friends last night and it gave me a 'geeenius' idea...

Now, i ain't one of these Trekkie geeks at all, far from it, in fact the only reason i went along was because i was a bit bored and i fancied getting some pic a mix lol. Seriously that was the only reason i went, that and one of the fish i was meeting owed me 40 nugs and i never see the little mincer. Anyways, on the way there i asked Scotch what the film was called and he simply said 'it's just called Star Trek mate'. Fucking great i thought what bright spark came up with that title. After considering fucking off the film and turning around right there and then and going home i asked the ginger fish what the film was about. Scotchay told me its was kinda like a prequel to the original Stars Trek. I decided to carry on driving after hearing that because like i previously said although i ain't big on my Star Trek shizz like all that generations stuff etc i did used to watch all the originals with Kirk and Spock etc with my old man when i was a nipper plus i did still have my heart set on some fizzy cola bottles, flumps, white mice and flying saucers!

Me and Scotch continued to chat bullshit to each other on the way there like we usually do and then started to talk about all the different money making spin off films that stem from originally good films like the recent X-men Origins Wolverine bullshit movie for example. Alot of these films are a pile of wank tbh and that's why i had my doubts about this new Star Trek bollocks but the film turned out to be wicked, i really enjoyed. Anyways, me and Scotch jokingly started chatting about a spin off to this blog, it was a proper comedy moment and me and that dirty oranged haired fish were cracking up but i guess you had to be there. What do you reckon about a blog reflecting on life before i started this stupid blog? I could write about a load of stuff like my school days, my first wank, when i lost my cherry etc plus my college and Uni days etc. At least it would give me some more material because lets face it i don't play poker much these days and most of the last 15-20 posts have been pretty average. Ahahaha, just read that back, WTF am i on about, i can't believe you fish read this bullshit lol, bit of a stupid post but whatever im bored and obv joking about the blog just incase :-)

I had a bit of bad news the other day concerning my trip to Vegas. I was literally about two clicks away from booking a 10 night trip staying at the Planet Hollywood with Cogs between 2nd-12th June when i realised that it was two flights there and bloody three back! Fuck that i thought so i decided to look for a few more deals. Five minutes later that stupid fish Cog texts me to say he can't sleep because he is worried that he is meant to be looking after his kids on the 5th and to hold off until tomorrow. Next day he tells me he can't make it, sighhhh. I was proper gutted but obv his kids have gotta come first its just a shame that he can't go any other date plus my other poker playing mates who could all go don't really seem up for it. I might still go on my jack jones and meet up with Animal and Azimut etc plus i sort of 'know' a load of other fish out there, i dunno? Oh well nevermind, i'm off to start work on my new website www.amatayorigins.blogspot.com laters!

EDIT: Thought i'd stick a quick joke in at the end this post that i recently came across in a feeble last ditch attempt to make it remotely funny, well it made me laugh anyways...

Whats the difference between a cricket ball and a ginger fanny? If you try hard and i mean really hard you could eat a cricket ball!

Actually, I think i once ate one ginger pussay about 5-6 yrs ago. Well maybe not ginger but more strawberray blond. Not eaten a Cricket Ball thou.....yet. mmmmm perhaps i could write about that in a blogpost on AmatayOrigins.com ;-)

Wicked!

I've not had the urge to post for over a week but everything feels really positive atm and life is peachy. In regards to poker i played about 9-10 hrs in total last week so things were pretty hectic as you can imagine :-) One of the sessions was a lazy chilled out 6hr jobbie 2-3 tarbling the short handed $1/2 games on ipoker with a small hangover. I was never up or down anymore than $300 which was kinda weird and finished the session with a loss of just under $150. The next day sessions was a lot shorter and more damaging however. I fired up 9 tarbs of $1/2 and got dealt KK in the second hand in the sb, obv the button has AA and i can't find the fold button, gg $200! rtdtfghikluytrt. I packed up after about 2hrs with a total loss of $550 ish. The other major hand i remember losing was playing HU vrs one of the $200 regs when my KK was again no good vrs some muthalickers TP and gootling. With the dosh all in on the flop the slutpig turned his straight and i said goodbye to another 200 bucks, sighhhh.

The only other time i played pokes last week was another 'mammoth' session when i regged for four them ghey $26 45 manners on ftp. I ran about as shit hot as you can winning two games and getting one second for a total nights profit of $1k. Not exactly a busy week's work but whatever, i'll start to worry about going broke when i'm down to my last $100k, jokes obv.
Away from the cyber felt i have been quite busy. I have been to the gym shit loads in the last month or so. I usually go a minimum of once or twice on average per week anyways to avoid turning into a Greg Raymer lookalike but recently its been 3-4 times a week. Also been swimming three times in the last couple of weeks as well lol, it feels good. I reckon i am as fit as i have been in the last 10 yrs tbh, the regular rumpage with the missus I've been having recently helps alot too ;-) Speaking of the missus i spent a nice weekend with her last week...

On Friday night i went out for my mate Danny C's b'day with all the lads not planning on getting pissed because i was supposed to be taking Kels out for the day on Saturday. Obviously i ended up getting semi ball bagged, its impossible to go out into town on a Friday night with the lads and not get mezzed up. After sinking a few sherbets in Yates we went to Oceana for a bit of a boogie woogie. I bumped into some bird called Karen who i once had a lap dance with a few years ago. She was fking bolloxed and was all over me trying to chew my face off until my missus came into the club with a her mate, whoops. Nothing would have happened anyways, i ain't really a cunt like that when it comes to cheating on birds etc although it does get tempting when they are sat there rubbing your penis!

Next morning i woke up with a small hangover and was supposed to be taking Kels to Madame Tussauds and then to the Victoria Apollo Theatre to watch that musical thing called Wicked as a surprise. The waxworks got blown out after we ended up having a double session of morning rumps (excellent hangover cure) but we did go to the theatre. Right, before you fish start leaving comments calling me a pooftay for going to see a musical let me quickly explain that its not summat i do on a regular basis. I think the last show i went to see was a panto and that was Pussin 'n' Boots when i was about 8 yrs old! I actually really enjoyed the show which told the story of the two Witches before the Wizard of Oz and all that shizz. I really appreciated all the work and talent which went into putting something like that together and it was something different.

After the show i endured 90 minutes of West Ham vrs the dirtay horrible filthay scummie scouse bastards Liverpool. I don't like Liverpool they almost rank alongside my hatred for the yiddo's and the gooners, wankers! Sunday was spent at my folks house for a nice Sunday roast din dins and today i done gym swim and sauna and now I'm sat here finishing this 'fine' blog post watching them stupid Geordie fish desperately trying to escape relegation. That's another team i don't like much either, come on Boro! Laters :-)

Dial A Dealer

It’s been a couple of years since this company has been discussed on this blog, but a lot of things have changed, so it’s a good time to talk about them again. A few years ago Dial a Dealer set up as a great way to connect with poker and casino dealers locally, now they are international. That means anyone can connect with a poker dealer locally to them, instead of just local in the UK. So you people in Las Vegas if you want to know who the top dealers are in your area, you are able to find them here without trouble. The same holds true in Essex. You’re able to rate them after they have performed at your casino or poker night too, so they will get more business. Consider it a double recommendation, if you send your buddies to dial a dealer to hire the croupier you liked so much, or might have been hot enough to lust after a few more games.
Another obvious change between then and now is the layout of the website. It is far more streamlined, and is organized clearly with incredible and resourceful information. They provide advice for the dealers and for you while you are looking to hire one. If you are stumped for fun casino or poker party plans, they have some ideas on that too. Definitely check them out.

Getting Back Into the Cash Game Groove?

Played six small sessions lasting between two to fours hrs since fucking off the mtt's and returning to the $1/2 tarbles and so far so good. Its early days and a small sample size but building on from the my previous wins at the end of April i've managed to win another 700 buckeroonays today after two short sessions and about 6 hrs play in total. I have slightly changed my game from when i used to play alot of $1/2 over a year ago and so far its paying off. I also get 50% rb aswell so hopefully i can continue to run/play decent and make some $$$ for my travels. Feeling good about my cash game again and enjoying it a bit atm as well but like i said its early days. Going round JJay's gaff with a few of the lads for home game now and the Hatton fight. Come on Rickaaaaay, laters.