Alright fish, been back from holiday for five days now and yesterday was the first day since i have been back that i really started to feel the holiday blues. I just love being out in the sun doing different things in different countries and it just sucks such massive cock being back in Watford. Oh well, its not the end of the world, I'm pretty lucky and have a good life i guess so no moaning Jones you little slut. Here's a little blog about the hols complete with pictorials...
The trip was actually the first time i have been away with a bird and it went alot better than i had previously thought. Actually thinking about it i didn't really have any preconceived ideas about how me and the missus would get on, i just went thinking everything would be fine although i began to have my doubts on the very first night when we had a little argument. Basically after a long journey including a fucking 2.5hr transfer on a coach from the airport to our hotel we arrived at redic O'clock in the morning the next day and we where both really tired. We were also both really horny as well and i think Kels wanted a quick rump before bed but i was fooking shattered. However, i too had the raging horn but just could not move a muscle. I was like Kels gissa a little wank please. She was like no, fuck off, if I'm not getting any then nor are you! Ahhhh man FFS! We were for both a bit ratty from the travel and lack of shut eye and in my hazay/hornay state of mind i called her a nob and rolled over for some kip :-) The next morning we kinda had a few little tiffs as well but after that the holiday went great.
Our apartment was really nice and the pool area was lush. The first day was just spent by the pool trying to catch some rays and in the evening we caught the hotel fun bus down to Naama Bay. The main strip is full of these little gaffs where everybody sits down for a few drinks and gets high smoking these big fuck off bongs, I loved these things and was on them most nights. It was basically flavoured baccy and got you quite high without them giving you a harsh throat or stinky breath. There's all sorts of flavours, cherry, apple, strawberry etc i should have brought some home with me.
We where supposed to catch the fun bus home at something like 11pm but obv fucked that off as it was far too early plus we where both in the zone so continued to drink a few more beers plus smoke ourselves into oblivion. We ended up booking a small excursion to go quad biking in the desert to watch the sunset the next day.
We didn't really get going until midday as we were both still feeling the affects of travel the night before plus we both had a sore head and obv had a nice morning rump. Our Quad biking thing didn't start until 4.30 so we spent a few hrs at Kanabesh beach where we prob spent half the hol, it was usually there or the pool area during the day.
One for the ladies....
I thought the quad biking was gonna be abit pony and involve us driving about some shitty dusty field with a few other tourists who had also been ripped off but it was nothing like that. It was quite well planned and there were tons of other fish doing it at the same time. We went right out into the desert and amongst the mountains. We saw something called the Echo Temple, a few rogue camels plus there were two drink stops, it was well worth the money imo.
I've decided to protect the identitay of Miss Amatay in this post not because she is redic ugly but i just don't think she would appreciate having her face plastered all over my world famous blog. Here is the only pic of the missus that i am going to post. They gave us these head scarf things because of the sand etc. We look like a couple of terrorists!
After the quad biking we went out in the evening for munch, beers and more smokes. I got pretty mashed up this night and paid a deposit for a diving excursion the next day even thou neither of us have ever been diving before! I also brought Scotchay a small gift, a pic of my face scanned onto a tacky plate so every time he eats off it he sees my ugly mug glaring back at him :-)
The next day the holiday went alittle bit shit as we both got semi sick, we both had the shits for about 48hrs which wasn't too nice so we blew out the diving thing. It was fucking falling out of my arse, every time i took a dump it would just piss out of my bum hole. I even shit the bed on day 3 when i accidentally followed though with a wet fart. I don't think the missus was too impressed although it couldn't be helped it just kinda happened, I'm such an old romantic me. I doubt the poor maid who had to clean up my wet poo stain was that impressed either. Apparently quite alot of people get sick in Sharm as its a bit dodge, oh well nevermind.
Towards the end of my brief sickness i decided to play Water Polo mainly because we had too fit birds on our team. We played against this bunch of fooking giants, they we all from the Ukraine and must have only been about 18-19 yrs old plus they were ultra competative. One of them reminded me of that Russian from the film Rocky IV Ivan Drago. Here's a pic of me errr marking Drago out of the game lol. I think i was standing up and he was on his knee caps at the time. 'If he dies..... he dies'
Me scoring a goal, have it! Good photography from the bird.
Errrr what else what else, errrrm basically it was just beach or pool in the day which was cool and then munch in the evening in either restaurants by the sea or places like TGI's or the Hard Rock Cafe followed by a few beers and the odd smoke :-) On one of the days we done a bit of snorkelling in the Red Sea in this little bit of coral on Kanabesh Beach. The coral was tiny but it was full of life, it was pretty amazing. We saw all sorts of different colourful fishays all shapes and sizes and it was much better than the coral/fish i saw in the Carib last year. Here's a few more snaps for the ladies lol....
Message to JJay....
I've got tons more pics including some nice ones of me and the missus but that will do for now. Proper gutted at being back home today. Since i have been home i've been to the gym twice, played a bit of Squash gone out with the bird and got semi ball bagged in town with a few mates. I'm bored again now though and yesterday was the first day since i've have been back that i haven't really been busy. I've played two smallish sessions of online poker and things haven't gone too well. I have busted 25 of those ghey $26 45 manners on the spin without a single cash which is my worst run ever. I also got fucked over to bust 4th in a $44 mtt on FTP and had a sick one last night when i lost a monster 3 way pot with AA v AQ v JJ whilst itm for the absolute world in the $8r on PP. Not really sure whats happening about my 6 month trip to Oz and Nz in November, i am in a kinda limbo state of mind atm. If i do go and i don't play the volume required to make a living in the next 3 months and i don't play much when travelling i'll probs be near broke when i get home and will need a job. That's a disgusting thought tbh, better come up with a plan and stick to it one time. I will be ok, laters fishays :-)
