Fuck Off and Fucking DIE! rergdthjkl

30r on Cake, 25 left.... I am CL with 100 bigs and get dealt 3 or 4 premiums in like 5 mins, mbn to be me etc etc i know, well its not fucking nice kjuhgvhtdfg

QQ cant beat 99 aipf for world domination, neuf on the riv. KK v Q10. The slut limp calls with that piece of shit flops top pair and we get it all in, board pairs on turn, only 2 outs in the deck surely not???? Q's full for the muthalicker mbn to put me back in the pack, kuytrfgyhu. QQ v 55 aipf - Oh hi der Mr 5 you little CUNTTTTTTTTTTT, are you fkin joking??? K9 v A5 - aipf with my bowl of rice to give me some hope????? NO! Of course not!

Out in 23rd. IUYTREWRTY7Uuuitrydydtfgt

I also had loads more sickness in that 5 minute spell including a decent comp on Ultimate Bet aipf with 16 fish left for top 3 stack AA v 88. No prizes for guessing the river card. lkujytfrdesrty

Currently 1 tabling :-( Correct that, just busted in nowhere making a move, arrrrgh. Its amazing how you can sometimes be almost dead and buried in some tourns and make a redic comeback to go deep and sometimes win it and on other occasions you can seemingly be in complete control to out the door in the time it takes me to knock one out over Hannah Hilton's tits. Its such a sick game, fml.

Also played a bit on Boxing day and managed a 5th in the same gay 30r on Cake as well as a 10th, 11th and 18th in three other comps. erfdtfyhjukk. I did however manage to ship this small field 40 buck speeday gonzarlez mtt on Partay to end the day with a mere $550 win, profit is profit i guess.

Srsly wonder how i ever win money at this stupid fkin game sometimes, you have to swerve sooo many fucking wankers like the Q10 donk ffs!!! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhh lol. Rant over!

Happy f'kin Xmas

The last four poker sessions having all been losing ones, nothing too serious but i think i have dropped about $1.5k. Lots of really gay 11th-25th ish bust outs which obviously sucks massive cock but meh whatever. I guess i should write one of those terrible posts reflecting on 2009 and looking forward to 2010 aye. Errrrm 2009 had its ups n down etc. Goals for 2010.... win more, rump more. There i think that just about covers it, them posts are sooo fkin boring, zzzzzzzz.

Went out with a few mates in North London area the other day and had a wicked crack. First up i met Bill and Miz at the Emirates Stadium as them too filthy gooners went to watch the Arsenal match. I felt soooo fkin dirtay pushing my way past thousands of goons, i was surrounded and it was horrible. All them cunts piling out of the stadium and little me trying to fight my way in, good timing Jones you prick. After about a 20 minute battle from Arsenal tube to the ground i met with said fish and went for bevvies where we were later joined by Ross Malaaaaaarrrr! We basically just drunk ourselves into obliv and chatted absolute shit all night in a few bars in the Holloway and Angel area, proper comedy.

We all ended up sharing a cab on the way home and with me being the last drop off i ended up getting stung for the majority of the fare, fk knows what the total was but at the time it seemed like a redic amount of money. The cunt driver kept demanding more and more dosh and i was like just lobbing pound coins at him in my ball bagged state and then decided fk you, enough's enough and got out. Mr taxi got out as well, sighhhh here we go. The mother fucker starts ranting and raving at me saying i owe him this and that and that he has like 9 kids to feed etc so i threw a few more nugs at him what with it being the season of good will and then told him to do one. Mr taxi driver then starts fronting me up outside my gaff proper in my face and i push the little weasel away. The crazy cunt then opens up his boot as if to pull out his sawn off shot gun or summat in some kinda threat, mega sighhhh i fkin don't need this. Errr i did get a little bit worried at this point as i could barely stand and decided to just give the slutpig what i supposedly owned him, grrrrrrr. Gonna start updating this blog again soon and will write about some of the shit thats been troubling me a bit recently lol. Anyways, happy xmas from the Amatation fishays.........

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Gayest Online MTT Ever??

Shipped this stupid 30 doll deepstack tourn on Stars today, 110 runners and it took almost 9 hrs to win, WTF??? Won't be playing this thing again too many times in the future thats for sure. Its only a small one but they all count babay, binkatay biiiiiiink....

Probs write a proper post in the next day or two but it might end up being a long one, laters.

EDIT: I'm a sucker for punishment and played the same tourn again today. This time there were 138 runners and it took me almost 10 hrs to bust in 4th!!! No doubt the remaining 'lucky' three fish are still going at it hammer n tongs sitting 100000 bb's deep. I also finished 4th in another 30 doll donkament on Stars as well as a 2nd in a 10r on ftp and an absolute sick exit in 8th in the 50f, KK losing to Ak for about half the chips in play. Fkin brutal game but also went deep in a 30 1r1a and a 75f for a decent days profit :-)

Lost The Urge To Blog

I have no motivation to update this blog atm, I will continue to write this crap but i just don't know when my next post will be, it could be tomorrow, next week or even next year. Poker and life stuff have been really shit recently. I have a lot to write about but like i said i just don't have the inspiration right now. I'm grinding out a small profit on the poker tarbs but its hardly been life changing amounts. Here's a screen shot from a $50f that i chopped the other day, be back soon :-)