Sky Dive Taupo!

Decided to jump out of a plane at 15,000 ft in Taupo yesterday, fuck knows what i was thinking but it was a pretty amazing experience and i'm glad i did it. The buzz it gave me was very different from the rush I felt from doing the Nevis Bungee in Queenstown a few weeks ago, it was a lot less scary imo and the kick I got out of it wasn’t as great although the Sky Dive was still incredible. With the Bungee its obviously you that has to throw yourself off and with a Sky Dive once you’re in the plane you are pretty much fooked lol. The Sky Dive is mad because I was free falling for 60 seconds and after about 10 ish secs I’m actually travelling at terminal velocitay and your brain has no depth of perception at that height so you cant feel yourself falling. When the parachute opens you just hang there at a redic height for a good few minutes and its kinda more relaxed, a sort of warm floaty feeling.

Weather wise the day was just perfect without a single cloud in the sky so I had to nail it yesterday or I‘d have regretted not jumping. The views were pretty special with the skies being sooo clear that I could actually see both the east and west coast and also the whole of Lake Taupo which is the size of Singapore, incred!
I’ve posted a few snaps below and also got a DVD of the whole thing which is quite funny, I’ll post both the Bungee Jump and Sky Dive vids when I get home. The pics of me landing are quite comedy as well as it looks like I’m shitting myself but on the DVD I’m constantly grinning from ear to ear lovin it. Infact I was really relaxed about the whole jump whereas I felt quite sick at the thought of doing the Bungee Jump. Perhaps the feeling i would have experienced from both may have been different if i'd Sky Dived first as opposed to Bungee jumping Nevis? I don’t think I’d Sky Dive again but I would deffo Bungee again although it would probably have to be high enough to be worth it, China has the highest Bungy Jump in the world apparently. Both jumps have given me a great sense of achievement and its an experience I will never forget, I love New Zealand, laters.

The Difficultays of Long Distance Relationships

A couple of real LOL incidents happened to me this past week that i thought were worthay of a mention in this shit blog of mine...

The first one involved my bird Kels who i'd previously asked a few days ago to send me a couple of saucy pics of herself to errr keep me going whilst i'm travelling about in New Zealand. Basically we had been exchanging a few filthay messages to each other on the mob when i suggested that she sent me a pic of her tits n pussy via Facebook to my private inbox however, it was pretty late and i ended up dozing off. The next morning i woke to a text msg from Kels claiming that she had sent me a piccy of her tits but she was unsure if she had done it correctly what with being a bit of a Facebook novice. I couldn't get online at the time and instead went out in a place called Picton for a mammoth bike ride and kinda forgot about the whole conversation.

It was mid afternoon ish by the time i returned back to the hostel and after a nice leisurely soak in the spa i decided to go online for a bit. One of the first sites i visited was Facebook, i clicked on top news and BAM what do i see but a pair of nice big boobies staring right at me! It took me about 2-3 seconds to compute with my first thoughts being one of bemusement but after rubbing my eyes and upon closer inspection i was like FML, i recognise those puppies, thats my Kels tits, WTF!!! The stupid bitch had only posted a pair of her tits (my tits) on the fooking public forum bit for everyone to have a good old ogle lol. I was like shit, i don't want every tom dick or harry checking out my birds tits and quickly rang the other side of the world to tell the fkin doughout. It was about 4am in the UK at the time so i woke her up and told her what had happened, got her password etc and went into her profile to delete them. After deleting said pics i double checked that everything was sorted and then noticed that her norks were also posted in a bloody album, fml i thought what a tool, i was pissing myself laughing. I obv logged back on and deleted those puppies aswell. Good thing is it was late UK time so i dont think many people saw them, good job i logged on that afternoon imo otherwise a load of her mates and mine were in for a suprise.

The second LOL moment happened only yesterday in Wellington. Since that rookie mistake from Kels i have since received 3 or 4 rather nice snaps of her and so she had asked me if i'd send her a pic of my 12 inchays. One night in Chirstchurch i took a pic of my purple headed warrior on my iphone but didnt bother to send and again kinda forgot about it and grabbed some shut eye. That was about three days ago but i was somewhat unfortunately reminded of the pic of my erect penis when i was busy showing Scotch a few snaps of Oriental Bay Beach on my iphone where i had previously been on a short morning run in Wellington. Obv you know whats coming but whilst scanning through the pics on my mob up pops my erected knob nicely sandwiched between a pic of the beach in Wellington and some earlier taken pics of Barrytown, looooooool. Another bloody rookie mistake, this time by yours truelay. I mean yes i do have a beautifully shaped cock but i'm sure its not something Scotch wanted to see whilst having his morning porridge. Sigh, it was a proper comedy moment and me and Scotchay just kinda laughed it off, i'm sure he wants to erase that image for the rest of his life tbh. Just a good job it was Scotch who saw my 12 inches and not my mum or summat. I shudder at the thought tbh, i can just imagine showing my mom my holdiay snaps. This is me in Barrytown mom, this is me in Wellington, there's the beach, oh and there's a pic of my knob, been a while since you last saw that aye, has it changed much? FMMFL, haha.

Bungeeee

So far behind on this blog atm but had to post this pic. Done a Nevis Bungy Jump in Queenstown, NZ this morn. Shit my pants but fkin loved it, an amazing buzz! Weeeee

Bit annoyed with myself that i havent kept on top of this blog although i have made notes on everywhere i have been so will be writing retrospective blogposts like i have done previously. Since Coolngatta I stayed in Byron Bay for four nights then spent two nights in Port Macquarie before staying a night in Newcastle for a Prodigy concert. We then spent one night at Kenn's place in Avoca Beach and then done six nights in Sydney before flying to New Zealand where we have been to Christchurch, Kaikoura, Picton, Nelson, Abel Tasmen, Barrytown, Franz Josef, Makarora and Queenstown. I fking love travelling its the bollocks and the last ten weeks have been some of the best of my life.

However it looks like ill be home 3-4 wks early. Reason being is we dont need 9 weeks in NZ plus Scotch is very skint, i've also done my brains in paying for mortgage and bills in England and also money to live whilst on travels like accom food etc for starters. Barely played a single hand aswell so need to earn plus i miss Kels and he misses Natalia. Plan will prob be to see see how things pan out with me and Kels for next 6 months and hopefully play and make money from pokes. If the poker dont work out then fml i'll get a job. If me and Kels dont work out but i'm still earning a gd wage from teh pokay then good bye England and if neither work out then fml fml fml i might do a bunge without the rope, laters!

EDIT: Few more snaps from my bungy, lol @ the pic of me bricking it pre jump, haha....