I Miss This...

Two months back in the UK and already i'm getting itchy feet again, WTF is wrong with me? Arrrgh i dunno, life i good its just i don't know what i want from it, i never have done. Feel crushed about the World Cup today but its just a game etc at the end of the day, blah fkin blah. Poker motivation is low and me and the missus are a bit weird atm aswell. Arrrrgh, i should STFU, i'm a lucky bastard huihgouihufxdertfgtg. Check this out.... Highlight of my trip, wat a fkin buzz. Bungeeeeeeee!

He's my SkyDive aswell. I look and sound a bit of a prat but so what, i don't care, incredible experience...



Put these pics on a previous post but no harm posting em again just to remind myself of some gd times and also as a mini brag :) amazing....

My World Cup Routine...

Been an absolute bum the last 10 days since the World Cup started, the Amatay of old. No exercise (apart from a few rumps) and no poker (until today for about one hr) and my diet has been relatively poor, been a bit of a slob tbh. My daily routine looks like this atm...

Wake up about midday and watch the first WC game in bed, sometimes the first two usually squeezing in a nice wank in between the games. If the bird stayed round the previous night i sometimes muster up a little bit of energy before she goes to work at 8am ish to give her a few of my best pumps before getting some much needed kip before KO.

Once i climb out of my wank pit i generally mince online and/or do myself some munch. I keep knocking up these nutter chicken wraps atm, i fooking love em. Reggae Reggae Sauce FTMFW! Scotch usually gets home around 5pm having done a hard days graft whereas i have only been fully awake for a few hrs.

Once breakfast or lunch or dinner (whatever you wanna call it) has been consumed its just about time for WC game number three, weeee. I watch that sometimes with Scotchy if hes not busy pummelling his poor girlf or watch it on my jack jones whilst usually wasting my life online reading forums and other shizz. After the game its time for a late night snack, tonight i had i bowl of Crunchy Nut Cornflakes, the food of champions i'm sure you'll all agree. If the birds round i go to bed early ish and give her the best five minutes of her life before shut eye if not i usually mince online for a few more hrs before knocking another one out and then go bed. The last 10 days or so has pretty much followed this pattern apart from a couple of messy nights out on the piss. Also in my defence i did have the dreaded man flu last week which has fucked up my sleeping pattern. I'm living the dream babay!

The Empire, World Cup and the Dreaded Man Flu

Been laid up in bed the last two or three days with the dreaded man flu feeling proper ropee and haven't really done anything since Saturday night. Last week the volume levels were terrible, although i have made a decent ish profit this month given the amount of games i've played. Its not good enough though but meh whatever, zzzzz.

Had that massive fish from Brighton Cogs round for a couple of days last week. On the Wed night we just smashed our way through a few 45 manners with me making $200 despite being stuck $700ish at one point and Cogs doing his little mincy bollocks in. On the Thur we went to the Empire and although i generally get the hump with live poker i quite enjoyed it. Firstly we played a redic £25 KO with 39 runners where you needed to bring all your luck boxing skills. The players are sooo bad its really funny. My exit hand was comedy with two fish limping for about 10-20% of their stack i looked down at A10 in the bb and got the rest of my bowl of rice in the middle. Two limper's call, flop was something like 623, the first fish checked and the second announced allin into the dry sidepot then turned over A8, 8 on the turn lol, wp mate. Cogs busted a few minutes later, kk no gd versus 77 :)

After the redic turbo tourn the pair of us sat down at some lol £1/2 cash game. I got involved in alot more pots than i usually do and had fun. I really should play alot more hands especially as the players are sooo tez and i believe i have a huge edge. Its something Greekstein and Kennl made me realise when i played with them in Dublin and Sydney. I can't be bothered to go into any HH's but after at least 5 hrs i was broke even which was a little disappointing, Cogs did his little mincy bollocks in again :) he is sooo bad.

One hand i will briefly mention albeit a small sized £30 pot which came against this fishy Chinese bloke. Fish limps utg, i complete in the sb with 56cc and bb checks. Flop A29 and decided to bet into the pair of them with complete air. sb folds and donk face calls. Turn is a 10c giving me a rear entry floosh draw so i fired again and again fish face calls, sigh. King on the river and i miss my draw (i never hit) and just decided to give up because i felt that this bastard was gonna call with any pair. I ask donk face what he's got and he turns round to me in a somewhat aggressive manner and asks what i have. After about 30 second of asking to see each other cards and me being reluctant to show my shizz i just muck my 56hi and he laughs and turns over 54hi for a missed gutshot, dfiuhflguerhcj. Its my fault and i should show my hand but i was like i cant beat fook all (apart from 54 and 34 obv). The way he laughed in my face pissed me off but like i said its my fault.

On Saturday night i drank myself into oblivion down my old footy club with a few friendly old faces and had a good crack. Shame about the result but its not the end of the world. It does fk me off when people who know little or nothing about football with 80% probably not even watching much footy during the season start slagging off England thou, stfu you CUNTS. Also yes Rob Green made a horrendous mistake but he is England no 1 ffs. It was no surprise to me that he was chosen between the sticks, i mean he has started most of the qualifying games so why wouldn't he. I'm obv a tad bias being a hammer but i will be gutted if he doesn't start versus Algeria, he might as well go home if he doesn't. I could bore you with shit loads of my thoughts on the World Cup this year but its just my opinion and i am just one of the many thousands of 'experts' in this fickle country. One last thing though, lol at all the people calling for James, how many fk ups has he made in the past. In short keep Green, get Upson in defence and maybe Westham can win the World Cup again just like we did in 1966, laters!

World Cup Betting

Got quite a few small bets on the World Cup this year to keep my simple mind entertained whilst i 'grind' the high stakes mtt's ($26 45 manS) on Full Tilt...

Raise The River Forum - $20 sweepy i got Holland and Ghana. Winner 50% of $320 prizepool, 2nd 35% and 3rd 15%. Also tiny top scorer sweepy $10 and only 5 of us little fish and each of us have 5 players lol. Got Rooney, Van Persie (injured?), Tevez, Forlan, Poldolski, $50 ftw.

Blonde Forum - £10 sweepy i got England (weeee) £175 - Winner, £100 - Runner Up, £45 Worst team. Also a £25 sweepy i got Greece (sigh, fml etc) £450 - Winner, £250 - Runner Up, £100 - Worst team. £10 Top scorer comp i got Rooooney Rooooooney Rooooooooney! £175 - 1st, £100 - 2nd, £45 - 3rd.

Also doing one of those predict every result, teams to qualify for the QF, Semi and Final things with a bunch of other people, gg another £10.

Lastly i've just decided to bet $10 on the outcome of every game. So 64 games total starting balance of $640. Check it

The amount i wager might change depending on my balance and state of mind

South Africa v Mexico Draw 3.20
France to beat Uruguay 2.15

Lets gogogooooo!

EDIT:

Day 1 +12

Decided to increase bet size already in Day 2 (ut oh), tomo picks..

S. Korea v Greece Draw $10 2.75
Argies to beat Nigeria $50 1.4
England to beat Yanks $20 1.5

Seeing as i've blown out the $10 on each game, 64 games so $640 total stake i'll give myself a $500 starting balance. I will NOT donate any more than that.

Starting Balance $500
Current Balance $512

Sigh, just realised the odds i'm getting on pp are fkin tez. Been advised to use this www.bestbetting.com or get myself on Betfair.

Right, just reactivated Betfair acc and about 70% ish of prices seem better so to confuse things further i'll use both accounts. So lets say my starting balance on pp is $400 and £200 on Betfair.

FML, completely scrape that bullshit, Betfair is better across the board. After tomo games i'll only be using Betfair and i'll convert any profit/loss from $$$ on pp into £££ on BF. Starting balance will be £400. Lets goooooooooooo!

Day 2: -$10. Overall Profit/loss $2 (Sigh Rob Green)

Day 3: Still on Party Poker

Slovenia to beat Algeria $15 2.20
Serbia Ghana Draw $10 3.20
Australia to beat Krauts $20 6.50 (Come on you Ozzays!!)

Day was looking gd with the slov win and the ghana serb game 0-0 with 5 mins left, sigh. My optimistic flutter on the Ozzays didnt work out so $12 loss today (such swings)
Sticking my betting roll on Betfair as better odds than partay.

Starting Bal: £400
Current Bal: £394

Todays picks

Holland to beat Denmark £25 1.53
Cam v Jap Draw £10 3.35
Italy to beat Para £15 2.24

All future results posted HERE from now on.

This is getting on my tits...

Final tables galore atm in these fucking $26 45 mans but i keep getting shafting. Last 7 games on the go last night and i'm at 6 final tarbs, mbn etc etc well its not fucking nice when i busto 6th 6th 6th 5th 4th and 2nd and then fire up 10 more games and busto the lot making a measly $110 profit. The same fooking thing happened tonight, final tarbs all over the shop and i busto 7th twice when QQ and KK cant beat Ax for a monster stacks in both and 8th in two other games ending up making a massive 105 dollario. Sooooooo frustrating these fkin things but the realitay of it is that in the long term you can't really expect to make any more than $5-7 bucks per game, the nature of these things don't allow you to. The problem is i need to be playing 1k games a month which all need to be $26 buyin to make $5k+ but they are sooo boring. I really wanna get back to playing the $30r and the $100f but i'm not gonna jump back into them games just yet until im sufficiently rolled so i'm just gonna plough on i guess. This blog is fucking boring, laters.

Scorchio!

Nothing better than some glorious sunshine, exercise, some run good and a nice bloway to get that feel good factor going again and three outta four ain't bad. The missus is coming round later as well so hopefully i'll end up with a full hoooouse before the end of day, starfish poseatay FTMFW! Volume wise the start of the month has been poor but i've been lucky to make $800 so far with an additional $200 from rb and tokens on its way so its been a decent couple of days. It could have been alot better had i not managed to get really unlucky in a $44 comp today.
I was 1/14 and crushing everyone then played a hand vrs the table tool. I open utg+1 with 10 8cc and fish peels on the booton, flop is 8hi with 2 cloobs, NICE! I bet and donkface flats. I know i have him by the ballbag so elect to check call a deuce turn as there is little value in betting him off his hand or betting and facing a raise just in case he flopped a monster. I could have check jammed but i just felt i had him beat and he had air so i wanted to give him the chance to bluff the river. Queen on the rivee and the cunt obv binks his KQhh 4 outer and i check call. I played it well imo and get a ton more value with my line because of the times he misses and bluffs the river, sigh. If i'd have won that hand i would have had a redic CL. That hand did knock me back but i was still 3/12 i think but decided to 4 bet pre twice and twice i was faced with 5 bet shoves, oops. Either i was outplayed or walked into a monster, i probs got soul read innit. Anyways i ended up short stacked and as a result eventually boosted in 7th when my A7 lost to K10 :( Oh well nevermind, at least the sun is still shining the weather is sweeeet yeah, make you wanna move those dancing feet yeeeeah do do do do do...

June Goals

Gonna mainly stick with these 45 mans for at least one more month and the target is to play at least 1000 games with about 100ish 90 mans and 50 odd small buyin mtt's. I played a total of 854 games on ftp last month which is a crazy amount for a lazy bastard like me. Hopefully i can improve on that and win more than i did in May, lets gogogogogoooooo!