Can't be bovved to write this shit atm/anymore but i'll put some quick words together just for my fans boys, first up some poker news...
My success on the PLO tarbs as mentioned in my last post soon became a small nightmare. The variance in that game is sooo huge its blinds you and i reckon its very difficult to estimate ones skill level and edge. I believe you need to have played at least 500,000 hands and by that stage the game would have prolly evolved and got tougher etc anyways, esp if it took you a while to play that many hands. In hindsight i think i was abit too naive/cocky and going from 2-3 tarbelling to suddenly 6 tarbelling deffo hurt me. I peaked at $2.4 profit at 0.5/1 inc bonuses after only 6 nights but had a couple of 1k+ downswing sessions, went on tilt and played like a tool. I think im a few hundo in profit mainly due to a bonus but actually a losing PLO fish after two or three weeks of play.
After the PLO i played some 45 mans on ftp and had some good results and a few mtts on Party and Betfair and got loadsa 15th type finishes and gay shit like that. The sickest one was in a $50f with 3k ftw when i got it in with jj v ak v ak for more than double the chips that second place had. Obv the pair of AK cunts chopped up my stack, siiiigh. Best result was a 5th in a 30r but small field, also had a 7th and a 9th in two others and a bastard 16th in a 100f. Knocking on the door and not losing money just not making much profit either. Volume levels still been very poor, its such a mission to play, yawn.
Off the tarbs i've had a few decent days/nights out. Few weeks back i meet up with Cogs in Brighton and had a comedy night. It started well when he binked a small runner £40f at the Rendezvous. Top 6 cashed and i brought 50% of him for 40 nugs when he was 8/8. I knew he was almost a lock to get 6th because he is such a fkin nit he would fold till the money or hopefully pick up a hand and hold, cheers mate ;) Ended up spinning more prof on Roulette then had a gd night in a few bars which included some random bird sticking her tongue in my gob, me pulling away and then falling down on the dance floor ass over tit and dragging her down with me, [ ] fun times.
The following weekend i went to the theatre with the missus to watch Avenue Q which was decent. I saw Wicked as well last year with the bird and used to think the theatre was proper gay but its alright and the missus likes it plus it gets me some gd bloway points. Also had a comedy night out with all the lads for a curry and beers and met the missus after. No bloways that night thou because i reeked of Garlic.
Also had my first job interview for a teaching post a couple of weeks back but got pipped by some bastard who had just come out of an inspection that week and knew all the answer.s It was for a 2 day a wk role at a college in Croyden and the geezer said had it been another day i would have bagged the post. I should get work in Sept but its gotta be right and i deffo dont wanna be working more than three days a week, fook that! Having said that i'll prolly have to work full time soon given my lack of interest in playing online and the fact that Scotch will be moving in a few months so no more Scotch rent money :( Looking for a new roomay if anyones interested? I'm currently in the progress of taking applications, gingers need not apply.
Went to the Oval on Thur with Greekstein, Monda, Longy and Galloway to watch England vrs the Paki's which was alright. The day started well with the pints fllowing from 11am and some small fun bets etc between ourselves but by about 4pm England collapsed and the day kinda died. Still glad i went although i don't think i'll go again tbh, would have been better if the sun was shining and it was a 20/20 or a one day or summat as opposed to the 3rd day of a test match.
Next week i'm going to watch the 'mightay' hammers (we are shit) vrs the mightay Oxford in the League Cup, hopefully we can take em to at least pens to give us half a chance. Also going to Nottingham next wkend for the APAT champs where i plan to take down the 6max tourn and the Main Event. Gonna meet up with a bunch of the RTR fish so it should be fun. Might even play some poker online tomo and Thur as they are both free nights if i can be bovved. Should play tonight tbh but i'm a cunt. Laters.
My success on the PLO tarbs as mentioned in my last post soon became a small nightmare. The variance in that game is sooo huge its blinds you and i reckon its very difficult to estimate ones skill level and edge. I believe you need to have played at least 500,000 hands and by that stage the game would have prolly evolved and got tougher etc anyways, esp if it took you a while to play that many hands. In hindsight i think i was abit too naive/cocky and going from 2-3 tarbelling to suddenly 6 tarbelling deffo hurt me. I peaked at $2.4 profit at 0.5/1 inc bonuses after only 6 nights but had a couple of 1k+ downswing sessions, went on tilt and played like a tool. I think im a few hundo in profit mainly due to a bonus but actually a losing PLO fish after two or three weeks of play.
After the PLO i played some 45 mans on ftp and had some good results and a few mtts on Party and Betfair and got loadsa 15th type finishes and gay shit like that. The sickest one was in a $50f with 3k ftw when i got it in with jj v ak v ak for more than double the chips that second place had. Obv the pair of AK cunts chopped up my stack, siiiigh. Best result was a 5th in a 30r but small field, also had a 7th and a 9th in two others and a bastard 16th in a 100f. Knocking on the door and not losing money just not making much profit either. Volume levels still been very poor, its such a mission to play, yawn.
Off the tarbs i've had a few decent days/nights out. Few weeks back i meet up with Cogs in Brighton and had a comedy night. It started well when he binked a small runner £40f at the Rendezvous. Top 6 cashed and i brought 50% of him for 40 nugs when he was 8/8. I knew he was almost a lock to get 6th because he is such a fkin nit he would fold till the money or hopefully pick up a hand and hold, cheers mate ;) Ended up spinning more prof on Roulette then had a gd night in a few bars which included some random bird sticking her tongue in my gob, me pulling away and then falling down on the dance floor ass over tit and dragging her down with me, [ ] fun times.
The following weekend i went to the theatre with the missus to watch Avenue Q which was decent. I saw Wicked as well last year with the bird and used to think the theatre was proper gay but its alright and the missus likes it plus it gets me some gd bloway points. Also had a comedy night out with all the lads for a curry and beers and met the missus after. No bloways that night thou because i reeked of Garlic.
Also had my first job interview for a teaching post a couple of weeks back but got pipped by some bastard who had just come out of an inspection that week and knew all the answer.s It was for a 2 day a wk role at a college in Croyden and the geezer said had it been another day i would have bagged the post. I should get work in Sept but its gotta be right and i deffo dont wanna be working more than three days a week, fook that! Having said that i'll prolly have to work full time soon given my lack of interest in playing online and the fact that Scotch will be moving in a few months so no more Scotch rent money :( Looking for a new roomay if anyones interested? I'm currently in the progress of taking applications, gingers need not apply.
Went to the Oval on Thur with Greekstein, Monda, Longy and Galloway to watch England vrs the Paki's which was alright. The day started well with the pints fllowing from 11am and some small fun bets etc between ourselves but by about 4pm England collapsed and the day kinda died. Still glad i went although i don't think i'll go again tbh, would have been better if the sun was shining and it was a 20/20 or a one day or summat as opposed to the 3rd day of a test match.
Next week i'm going to watch the 'mightay' hammers (we are shit) vrs the mightay Oxford in the League Cup, hopefully we can take em to at least pens to give us half a chance. Also going to Nottingham next wkend for the APAT champs where i plan to take down the 6max tourn and the Main Event. Gonna meet up with a bunch of the RTR fish so it should be fun. Might even play some poker online tomo and Thur as they are both free nights if i can be bovved. Should play tonight tbh but i'm a cunt. Laters.
