Sunday, October 24, 2010
Friday, October 22, 2010
Dublin IPO
Spent a long wkend in the Emerald Isle for the International Poker Open as i did this time last year and had an really quality trip. Me and Cos (Greekstein) flew out Fri afternoon and i quickly lost the first four small flips to him. Can't remember what they were all for but one of them was for a taxi and another for choice of beds in our hotel room. On the first night we shared a room with Jakattack because there was no space at the Regency and Cos didnt want to sleep in the middle bed. Oh hang on thats wrong, i actually won that flip but sold my bed to Cos for 10 euros lol, wiiii. After meeting up with Jak the three of us fish ventured to the Regency up the road and got tucked into some cash action. However, i only sat for about 2 rounds before me and Jak decided to play the 100f leaving Geekstain to do his bollocks on 2/5. Think i made about 50 ish @ 1/2 in that 5 min spell before we regged for the 100.
The standard was abs shocking as expected, it really is like goin back to the glory days of 2005. I obv got bum raped by one of the donkos @100/200 fish limps utg, button flats and i make it 600 in the sb playing 6k with an ace and another ace :) Both donkos flat and the flops a pretty toastay 10 8 2 rainbow. I C bet and utg donko flats. I check a 4 on the turn and utg just spazzes allin, i snap his penis off and he proudly tables the mightay 10 3. No 10 no 3, no 10 no 3, no 10 nooooo 33333. ofweirugrselhfnmre, down to dust, FML. I then shove my last 5 bigs in with kq and get a treble up and then won another lovely pot with ak v a4 before winning a few more pots here n there to build my stack putting me in an ok position with around 50 left and an above average stack However, things quickly go wrong when bvb sb 4x's it, i have him covered and jam with kq, he snaps with aj and holds. Very next hand i pick up two neufs in the bb with just 15 bigs when the co open, button flats and i shove into kk, sighhhh. gg me. Me and Jak then met up with Rubbish for a few beers and some really horrible munch before getting some shuteye at about 1am ish.
On the Saturday me and Cos had to move hotels but we did so just in time for the Main Event which didn't go well for me. I had one key hand that really fked me up when i opened 104cc in the hj and the bb defended. Cant remember the blinds and stacks etc but he check called my c bet on a 3c4hjh bord. 9c came on turn and oppo checked. I almost bet but elected to check behind having picked up the rear entry floosh draw. I missed my club draw but binked another 4 on the river giving me trips and villian checks. I over bet the river because i knew my line looked super bluffy and the motherlicker re popped me!!??! fml i thought. Pretty tough spot and i didn't like it one bit but still sigh called to be shown 99. sigh ooo sigh, neufs full of 4's, that really damaged my stack. The chav Irish bird on my right was really starting to do my nut and i eventually busted the rest of my chips with 1010 and then 99 a few hans later and joined the lads in the bar, cogs, rubbish, snake, Jak , nocash and his babaysitter Paul, and had a gd laugh all day. I cant be asked to write about some of the little funnies that went on so here are some of the cliffs... Guinness galore, Rugby bets, HU action. Actually i'll stop there coz i have to write something about that ;)
I took on the lads at one of the HU machine and rinsed the lot of em making about 150 odd euros i reckon. THREE times i tore snake eyes apart and once made an epic Qhi call down. Snakey check called my bet on a ajx flop, shit on the turn and it went check check before snake led on a Jack river which was a gd card card for me. I was pretty confident i was ahead on the turn tbh as i felt that Snake fingers was floating me oop because he knew i didnt hit that flop but i saw into his fish soul and hero called to be shown his bullshizz, weeeee. Don't try and bloof the heeds up mastay Snake fingers. I think half my 150ish prof was also made from side betting on the flop texture where i ran pretty good :) Right, few more cliffs, errr Jan Molby, drunk cash action, cogs sulking, Hen Party, Smelly fingers, dirt chinky, crazy bird, coldsaw, that will do.
It took me a while to get going on the Sunday but after scoffing down a lovely roast dins dins most of us played the 100 bountay tourn. Can't really remember too much about it accept that i busted in the mid stages. Congrats to Jak and Paul who came 15th and 18th and to Cogs who finalled and finished 6th. After my exit i got abit mezzed up with a few of the lads in the Regency fkin about and just generally having a good laugh with plenty of banter. Me and Costas ended up playing cash until about 6am where i managed to make a couple of hundo in which i party owe Cos for a nice donation before flyin home in the early hrs. That's about it i think, the weekend probably ranks in my top 3 poker trips tbh, a great mix of people, beers, banter, poker and all round shenanigans which is what its all about, cheers lads.
The standard was abs shocking as expected, it really is like goin back to the glory days of 2005. I obv got bum raped by one of the donkos @100/200 fish limps utg, button flats and i make it 600 in the sb playing 6k with an ace and another ace :) Both donkos flat and the flops a pretty toastay 10 8 2 rainbow. I C bet and utg donko flats. I check a 4 on the turn and utg just spazzes allin, i snap his penis off and he proudly tables the mightay 10 3. No 10 no 3, no 10 no 3, no 10 nooooo 33333. ofweirugrselhfnmre, down to dust, FML. I then shove my last 5 bigs in with kq and get a treble up and then won another lovely pot with ak v a4 before winning a few more pots here n there to build my stack putting me in an ok position with around 50 left and an above average stack However, things quickly go wrong when bvb sb 4x's it, i have him covered and jam with kq, he snaps with aj and holds. Very next hand i pick up two neufs in the bb with just 15 bigs when the co open, button flats and i shove into kk, sighhhh. gg me. Me and Jak then met up with Rubbish for a few beers and some really horrible munch before getting some shuteye at about 1am ish.
On the Saturday me and Cos had to move hotels but we did so just in time for the Main Event which didn't go well for me. I had one key hand that really fked me up when i opened 104cc in the hj and the bb defended. Cant remember the blinds and stacks etc but he check called my c bet on a 3c4hjh bord. 9c came on turn and oppo checked. I almost bet but elected to check behind having picked up the rear entry floosh draw. I missed my club draw but binked another 4 on the river giving me trips and villian checks. I over bet the river because i knew my line looked super bluffy and the motherlicker re popped me!!??! fml i thought. Pretty tough spot and i didn't like it one bit but still sigh called to be shown 99. sigh ooo sigh, neufs full of 4's, that really damaged my stack. The chav Irish bird on my right was really starting to do my nut and i eventually busted the rest of my chips with 1010 and then 99 a few hans later and joined the lads in the bar, cogs, rubbish, snake, Jak , nocash and his babaysitter Paul, and had a gd laugh all day. I cant be asked to write about some of the little funnies that went on so here are some of the cliffs... Guinness galore, Rugby bets, HU action. Actually i'll stop there coz i have to write something about that ;)
I took on the lads at one of the HU machine and rinsed the lot of em making about 150 odd euros i reckon. THREE times i tore snake eyes apart and once made an epic Qhi call down. Snakey check called my bet on a ajx flop, shit on the turn and it went check check before snake led on a Jack river which was a gd card card for me. I was pretty confident i was ahead on the turn tbh as i felt that Snake fingers was floating me oop because he knew i didnt hit that flop but i saw into his fish soul and hero called to be shown his bullshizz, weeeee. Don't try and bloof the heeds up mastay Snake fingers. I think half my 150ish prof was also made from side betting on the flop texture where i ran pretty good :) Right, few more cliffs, errr Jan Molby, drunk cash action, cogs sulking, Hen Party, Smelly fingers, dirt chinky, crazy bird, coldsaw, that will do.
It took me a while to get going on the Sunday but after scoffing down a lovely roast dins dins most of us played the 100 bountay tourn. Can't really remember too much about it accept that i busted in the mid stages. Congrats to Jak and Paul who came 15th and 18th and to Cogs who finalled and finished 6th. After my exit i got abit mezzed up with a few of the lads in the Regency fkin about and just generally having a good laugh with plenty of banter. Me and Costas ended up playing cash until about 6am where i managed to make a couple of hundo in which i party owe Cos for a nice donation before flyin home in the early hrs. That's about it i think, the weekend probably ranks in my top 3 poker trips tbh, a great mix of people, beers, banter, poker and all round shenanigans which is what its all about, cheers lads.
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Cartoon Porn. WTF?
Dunno why but i was at the gym today and it just dawned on me wtf is it with cartoon porn? Its correct name is anime porn and i really don't see its appeal?? You bunch of dirtay wanking fish must have come across it a few times when searching for good quality bashing material. Why would you want do knock one out over a couple of carton characters banging away when there is an infinite amount of the real deal online?? Perhaps Joppa will know but i for one am mystified.
Hannah Hilton....
Or Anime....
EDIT:
Shit, just been tod that the pic that was up is illegal, oops. so obv deleted.
mmmmmmmmmm [ ] tough decision. Please discuss.
Will post the shenanigans of my incred life since the last blog report soon, laters
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