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Afternoon my legion of fanboy followers, your blogging messiah here reporting live from the comfort of my spunk stained sofa in scummy Watford. After a pretty tez week volume wise which saw me drop $1.3k i'm gonna put in a fairly heavy sesh (by my standards) this avro and tonight. Seeing as we are approaching xmas i've decided to treat you fish to live updates throughout the day in vidiprinter like fashion on my world famous blog. However, before i do so just a quick mention of a small successful staking venture this weekend which saw me finish the week in profit. I purchased two cheeky 5% slices in Greekstain and Mondatoo for this weekend's £1k Monte Carlo 3 day event that took place at DTD. Greeky managed a min cash placing 26th for £1.5k but Monda went onto finish 3rd for £27.5k, weeeeeee, ship it! Well played/unlucky Cos and massive congrats to Ray, nice one.

Right, time to grind. I'm gonna post up all the tourns i'm going to play during the day at the top of this post and just provide updates on the sickness throughout. Lets gogogoooo!

Party Poker

3.00pm - $33r $10k gtd
4.15pm - $22f $5k gtd
5.00pm - $55f $3k gtd
6.00pm - $33f $5k gtd
7.00pm - $109f $10k gtd
7.15pm - $33r $10k gtd
8.00pm - $99f $30k
8.55pm - $22b $2k gtd
9.00pm - $55f $10k gtd
9.30pm - $9r $5k gtd
10.30pm - $33r $5kgtd - Didn't play
11.00pm $33f - $5k gtd - Didn't play
12.00pm $99f - $8k gtd - Didn't play

Ipoker

9.30PM -$109f $6.5k gtd
10.45pm - $33r $10k gtd
12.00pm - $33f $3k gtd - Didn't play

Poker Stars

3.30pm - $55f $5k gtd
4.30pm - $22f $4k gtd
6.40pm $27f $9k gtd
10.45pm - $33 2r1a $12.5k gtd - Didn't play

Full Tilt

4.30pm $10 1r1a $10kgtd
6.30pm $55 1r1a $22k gtd

End of rebuy period in the pp $30. 132 fish regged and already 30 donko's have bitten the dust.

Yawn, just won a decent pot with the boolets vrs some plum with tp. Very next hand i pick up AK (yeh yeh mbn etc). Same donko from prev hands peels off a 25 bb stack oop. Flop AJx check, i bet, donko raises, obv never folding, BLAST allin and he has AJ, awesome. Still got a decent stack thou.

mmmm, sure am concentrating on each poker tarble whilst pissing about with paint and trying to update this blog. Might not be able to update as often as i'd like. My D game is probably enough to beat these fishays thou.

FML, lasted one hand in the first $33f donkfest of the day. Check this shit!

weeeee, toastay double in the $55f on Stars. Peel an utg open with pock tens. Oh hi der 10 on the flop. He had the boolets, shipppp.

Chipping up early doors on Stars...




The first of about 50 odd flips i'm probs gonna lose today. Shizzle!

What do you do in this spot if he c/r creams it in my face? Sigh fold yeh?

Had a few msgs of support and good luck wishes from the rail from a couple of Amatay fanboys. Big shout out to reraiserob on Stars. Can all fanboys pls sign upto www.raisetheriver.com Qualitay forum with good peeps and some funny banter.

Lovely suckout in the $55f on Stars. I'm too embarressed to post it tbh, wiiiii

LOL at this call in the $33r pp. Donation

What do u make of this SHIT? Trying to induce a shove and he flats, then donk lead schummies all over me. Wished i'd just crammed it in his eye pre now.

KQ no gd vrs k5 aipf in the $55f pp. uewfhbsauieflxbihib

OH FUCK OFF PARTY U CUNTTTTT. 30r JJ v A6 aipf. I basically blasted about 18 bigs. I was gonna just open 2.5x but i just decided for the less subtle approach. He snaps me with A fookin 6, some fishays calling ranges are waaay off imo. The abs bottom of my range there might be KQ. PP is different to sites like ftp and stars imo, different structures etc and his call for most of his stack is just jizz. Obv ace on the flop and i'm busto. ffs!

BOOOOM, de-tilt in the $55f stars. Come on!

itm in the $55f Stars. 20/45 $2.8k upto. lets fkin doooo this!

easy game on ftp Dropped abit making moves on stars. short :(

Skill game 14/27 on stars. Got a stack on ftp

LOL @ my twitter >>>>>>>
Fanboys everywhere!!

Break time, fookin hanking. Baked beans on toast i reckon, the food of champions. nom nom nom

Arrrgh, busted 15th in the $55f for $172. Keep busting around that area atm. Kept getting dealt uber shit then blasted 9 bigs utg with fookin 97 sootayed. Bit jizz tbh, gg.

Need a dump and still got 30 mins until the next break, sigh. Turtle headaments.

ahhhhh, 15 mins to go. Not sure i can hold on???? :(

Had a horrible dump although i wish i went earlier and sat out a few hands because i boosted the $109f on pp QQ into AA. Can't really escape playing such shallow stacks.

Playing shit, blinding out of one tourn, soooo bad

Busted the 11 buck cube 45th /704 for $45. Struggling and playing too tight. partly coz i'm not concentrating and providing you with these errr splendid updates. Gonna stop posting for a bit.

Got a stack in the $9k on Stars approaching the bubble. Busted a few comps in the last couple of hrs :(

For the chip lead on Stars..... DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

Just got pwned sooo hard in the $50 cube on ftp. Played a hand really weird and got soul read. GG

itm on stars

ffs, busted 29/360 for $58 in the $9k :(

Not alot going on atm fans. Just had a delish toasted chicken sarn with an Activia Strawbury yogurt, mmmm yummay

Unregged from the two midnight tourns, tired n pissed off.

Meh, fuck it, unregged from another 3 comps. 6 tarbling atm and thats my lot.

Weeeee, just cleared a $240 bonus. Got decent stacks in my last 6 games tbh.

$33r pp
$99f pp
$55f pp
$9r pp
$109f ip
$33r ip

Still in all 6. Approaching the bubble in the 30r and 99f. Let me win plssssssss

Pure bubbled the 30r in 21st QQ into KK. Such a fkin set up iuhudfrtytuj;oiy]uttkred

AQ can't beat KJ in the 50f to bust just outside the money. Also gone in the 30r ip. Terrible night of pokes. 3 games left, can't wait to bust have a cry wank and then go to bed.

Min cashed in the $99f for $150 losing a flip

That's my lot. Basically threw the 100f on ip didn't really giving a shit and then had yet another suckout in the 9r.

In summary i played a total of 17 comps and cashed in 4. Lost a total of about $ 750 of my own dime plus another $100 of stakers money. The $240 bonus was scant consolation although i think i only ended up losing a total of $500 ish of my own roll. Had alot of 8th-30th place finishes in the last week of so. Oh well, good fkin night fishays.

Gay Much?

Supposed to be going out for drinks tonight with some bird but i've just sent her a msg basically blowing her out. I used to date her for a brief period about 10 yrs ago so i've already been there done that etc but recently out of nowhere she's been texting me and stuff and we arranged to meet. She's a good looking bird and and good crack etc plus i'm pretty sure she is up for rumps maybe not tonight but probs on a 2nd or 3rd date. I've also had another ex bird on my case and she's been sending me filth text msgs but again i haven't exactly been too bovved to see her either. I'm starting to question my sexualitay?

If they weren't both ex birds and i hadn't already been there in the past so to speak i might be a bit more up for it. As it is i'm just abit blahhhh. I just can't be bovved to meet up, use all my smooth moves and old Amatay charm just to get my willy wet with a bird where i see no future except the occasional rumpage. I mean yeh I'm all up for the rumpage part its just all the shit pre and post rumping (excluding bloways obv) that i cant be bothered with. Do you understand what i saying or am i a bender?

Pokernews now and errr there's not much to report so far this week. Volume levels have been very poor in comparison to the last 6-7 wks. I think i've only played about 20 ish mtt's jizzing off $800 which is terrible. I did manage to bink this mini mouse tourn but thats it...

Absolute Mess!

FML, my sleeping pattern is sooooo fucked up right now. Its probably the worst its ever been in my life tbh and that's some statement. Sleep wise i've got myself into a right mess the last week or so and its a struggle to fight my way out of it, lolz. I was supposed to be going to Brighton today to see a mate but i didn't sleep Friday and then i pretty much slept all day Saturday, sorry Cogs. Its not even funny right now, I'm all over the shop, my body clock is completely fooked! What a cunt i am. I've been in such a sleepy state that i've not played as many tourns as i should, however I've still managed to destroy some of the games that i've been involved in. Tonight i played a total of six mtt's min cashing in three, getting a 5th in the $30r on Ipoker for $900 and chopping this $90f on Party for $1.8k.


Think i've made $3.7k this week which is fkin awesome considering the hrs spent in my wank sack. The weeks ROI must be something like 1048593%. Also i'm currently +$23.5k off my own dime since my mini staking deal started 7 wks ago which i'm obv over the moon about. Maybe all this errr extra rest i'm getting is making me play better, haha. Its has got to stop though seriously, its fkin reeedic. I am reading the game better than ever atm though. I was quite pleased with myself tonight with this cheekay little call on route to chopping up that $90 donko above. Jack hi babay!!!

EPIC FAIL

So much for me grinding hard this week and getting back into the gym routine, I've kinda been in hibernation mode and pretty much done fuck all, sigh.

Hours spent playing teh pokerz = 12
Hours sleep = 47 (approx)
Gym Visits = 0
No. of wanks = 9

Had some sleep marathons this week, just not felt like doing much tbh. Only managed two smallish sessions grinding poker at weird times and playing tourns i don't usually play mainly on Full Tilt and Ultimate Bet with one or two games on Partay, Ipoker and Stars. I think i've only played about 20 mtt's in that time which is very shit although I have had a couple of decent results. I managed a 3rd in a $20r on ftp for $1.6k and also binked this little faggot tourn on Stars the other day.


I'm up about $1.4k so far this week which I'm happy about considering what i lazy bastard I've been. Might play a monster sesh Fri night whilst watching the Live Poker Millions Final and then maybe drive to Brighton to see that batty boys Cogs on the Sat then grind abit on the Sunday. Hopefully start a fresh on Monday, need to sort it out, feeling bleurrrgh. Sort it out Jones you fucking twat!

Plans for 2011

Part of the reason i've been grinding a decent amount recently is so i can fuck off again and see some more of the world and not have to worry about anything financially. The last 6 weeks has seen me make $20k and i intend to keep grinding a fair amount until the end Jan. At the end of that month I'm playing the APAT Team champs in Bolton with a bunch of the Raisetheriver boys which should be a good crack. After that i'm offski's on my travels again, here's the plan...

February 4th: Phuket, Thailand
February 11th: Bangkok, Thailand
February 14th: Ho Chi Minh, Vietnam
February 19th: Hong Kong and Macau, China (PokerStars Macau Poker Cup)
February 28th: Cebu, Philippines
March 6th: Tokyo, Japan
March 12th: Seoul, South Korea

I'm gonna meet up with that Scottish donko Daleroxxu on his Tour Of Cards thing that he is doing. I've never met the fish before (lolz) but he sent me an email begging his favourite blogger to join him for a few legs of his tour so i thought fuck it, why not? I've met plenty of random poker fish before and haven't come across too many wrong uns yet so I'm sure me the worlds second best blogger will get along fine and have a good crack. If not i'll just go solo and leave him to hook up with some laday boys. If we get along great and have a blast which i'm sure we will then perhaps i'll meet up again with the fishay for a few more parts of his tour later in the year. Everything above is all booked up apart from Tokyo and Seoul which i'm not deffo on yet but i'll probs book later this week. The PokerStars Macau Poker Cup should be good with loadsa Asian idiots and some very affordable tournies (£150-£300). Some beautiful places to visit as well, really looking forward to it.

I expect to get home around the 20th March then the plan is to grind my tits off until early May and then go out to the WSOP in Las Vegas for 2-4 weeks hopefully with the likes of Cogs and Greekstein et. al. After Vegas I'm off to Turkey, (Istanbul) for a week in June with all the lads for my mate Mizon's wedding who is marrying some Turkish bird which will be awesome. Fuck knows what i'll do after that, but while im young, well not old anyways :) and have little responsibility this shit has gotta be done imo. Its the best part of playing poker for a living, it gives you sooo much freedom babay! Just need to get my nut down for two more months and continue shipping good profits. Need to get my lazy ass back in the gym as well because now im grinding i do fk all exercise. Pretty much done fuck all last 6 weeks tbh apart from piss ups at weekends etc. My diet and errr hygenie has been tez aswell. My routine recently has been wake up at midday, wank, go back to sleep, wake up at 2pm ish, wank (Avy Scott ftw), mince, eat (usually chicken, aunt bessay potatoes & veg), grind from around 7pm until 3am, eat (Crunchay noot cornflakes), wank (Mrs Starr, pure milf) sleep, then rinse repeat. Sometimes i go abit crazy and mix up my days having Sausages jacket potatoes and veg instead of the chicken and swap Mrs Starr for Hannah Hilton, incred. Such a sick life i lead! My balls stink atm! Gonna give em a good scrub tomo morn then back in the gym me thinks, laters :)

Run Good Much??

Been playing this stupid game for over 6 years now and i've never played as well as i am atm. My game at the stakes i'm playing feels sooo strong right now. The title of this post is abit of tongue in cheek tbh, i mean yeh i'm running good in certain spots, you have to to win tournays. However, i get redic beats all the time its just the fact that im putting in decent volume to over ride the varience. My game feels so fkin sharp, every night i sit down i honestly believe im gonna win another mtt and i usually come close to winning or actually shipping one everytime. I've always been a strong player imo, but my game has gone to another level recently and im starting to play a bit higher mixing in $50 rebuys and playing more $100f and $30r's than i used too.

Since shipping that $30r i posted about on Monday i dropped $500 on Tues and about $750 on Wed. Tonight i managed to get back on track thou, making the final in the $30r on ipoker in 9th, (sigh) the $100f on Partay in 8th (sigh) plus i had two gay results (12th n 17th) in the $30 2r1a on Stars and a $30f, sighhhh. However, i managed to bink the last tourn of the night, the little 8 buck rebuy on pp for a tidy profit of around $2.2k total, weeeeeee.

I think this result will see me move back into the Pocket Fives top 100 in the UK rankings which is alot harder to do than when i was last there. Its no biggie tbh, but it would be nice to see how far i can go. I think the games/stakes im currently playing might see me creep into the top 50-60 in time although to progress any further i will need to start playing/winning $100 rebuys and £200-$300f etc, gulp. Not sure how much volume im gonna play in the first 6 months next yr as i plan to go travelling a fair bit again (more on that soon) so i reckon top 80 ish is the max i can achieve right now. Right, time for some shuteye, laters fish.