Hahaaaaa, forget some of the bullshit in the last post, i think reading Evilpie's diary clouded my judgement somewhat. I fucking love some of them gaylords on RTR and Blonde, and i dont go on there that much in any case plus i could never go cold turkay. I think some of my usuage recently has bit alitte OTT so i will still limit that but im not that bad plus i won't have the opportunitay to be online that much soon anyways. I'm deffo not one of them facebook 'freaks' who updates every five minutes either, infact i don't really bother going on there, its only the last few weeks especially that i've found myself constantly checking in and out. Going to the gym soon then i'll be shipping an online mtt or two later tonight, bye.
Monday, January 24, 2011
No more...
No more wasting my time on fkin gay forums or fb or any of that shit. The week before last i took some time off from that bollocks and i'm gonna do the same again in the next 10 days before i fly off to Phuket a week on Thur. I've met alot of good people from the Internet but i spend waaay too much time on Raisetheriver and Blonde in particular when i could be either concentrating more on my poker game or doing something else more productive. Its not just me who is guilty of this its pretty much all the regs who post on both forums plus all the fish who update their fb status 20x times a day, its fkin sad. There's nothing wrong with going on these things occasionally and I'll still be checking in now and again its just it becomes addictive. This decision has partly been brought about after reading Evilpie's diary on Blonde, check it. I've known this myself for a while and previously blogged about it and also made feeble attempts to limit my time on these things in the past. I could snap name at least 30 odd people who are just as or even more guilty than me, its GAY!
Poker has been abit gay recently as well when i have been bothered to play. I've probably only dropped a few hundo in total but at times i have just been sat here thinking how LOL reeedic online mtts are. You see sooo when many bad beats and 'set ups' in a session its just comedy. Not just the beats you take and dish out but also watching your opponents in hands aswell, its crazy. Tonight, as i have done so in the past, i just sat here thinking how the fuck have i ever made any money out of this game let alone make a living out of it? Sometimes it just feels like a bunch of flips and coolers, how have i ever won anything????
The small stake i had going went tits up this week aswell after my backers finally lost patience with me and i don't blame them one bit, i've been a bit out of order. In short i was backed $4.86k by about 7 or 8 people to play 30 $99 supers on pp and 12 $55c on ftp on a 70/30 basis. I originally set this up to help my motivation levels and it worked because i made almost $24k in 8 weeks off my own dime. However, after that volume levels just waned, im such a cunt. Its like after abit of success i was ok financially again for a few months so i didn't really need to bother to grind. As a result i had only completed half the staked games losing my backers 1/4 of their monies. The stake should have been completed by now. Most of the reason for not completing it was the usual Jones laziness although part of it was not wanting to lose my backers more money, i felt uncomfortable being staked tbh. I sometimes found myself avoiding the staked games and playing in other games with my own money because i didnt wanna get more stuck with other peoples money. Anyways, i have returned 3/4 of their original stake and i feel better for it, i can afford to play them games off my own dime anyways.
Life shit now and i've spent a few more nights with Lizzy the bird i've been rumping recently. I've actually found myself enjoying her company, she's a cool girl but nothing is gonna happen because hopefully i won't be in this country for most of the next 5 months. Fuck knows what i'm doing with my life lol, do most people? I kinda just drift about not knowing what i want from life and have little responsible which is good and bad i guess. Sometimes i think i need a job and more structure etc and then i quickly come to my senses and realise i abs HATE work looool. Ahhhhh i dunno??? I'm in one of them moods atm and i've written simlar crap in previous posts on this subject so i won't bore you with the same old Amatay witterings. Anyways, this week i will rumping Lizzy, seeing my mate Gazza for the semi final (come on the hammers) playing some online pokers, continuing to go to the gym as i did last week :) and deffo not going on stupid forums much. My seven week trip has come just at the right time for me i think, roll on Friday for the APAT team tournay in Bolton and then Thailand, laters
Poker has been abit gay recently as well when i have been bothered to play. I've probably only dropped a few hundo in total but at times i have just been sat here thinking how LOL reeedic online mtts are. You see sooo when many bad beats and 'set ups' in a session its just comedy. Not just the beats you take and dish out but also watching your opponents in hands aswell, its crazy. Tonight, as i have done so in the past, i just sat here thinking how the fuck have i ever made any money out of this game let alone make a living out of it? Sometimes it just feels like a bunch of flips and coolers, how have i ever won anything????
The small stake i had going went tits up this week aswell after my backers finally lost patience with me and i don't blame them one bit, i've been a bit out of order. In short i was backed $4.86k by about 7 or 8 people to play 30 $99 supers on pp and 12 $55c on ftp on a 70/30 basis. I originally set this up to help my motivation levels and it worked because i made almost $24k in 8 weeks off my own dime. However, after that volume levels just waned, im such a cunt. Its like after abit of success i was ok financially again for a few months so i didn't really need to bother to grind. As a result i had only completed half the staked games losing my backers 1/4 of their monies. The stake should have been completed by now. Most of the reason for not completing it was the usual Jones laziness although part of it was not wanting to lose my backers more money, i felt uncomfortable being staked tbh. I sometimes found myself avoiding the staked games and playing in other games with my own money because i didnt wanna get more stuck with other peoples money. Anyways, i have returned 3/4 of their original stake and i feel better for it, i can afford to play them games off my own dime anyways.
Life shit now and i've spent a few more nights with Lizzy the bird i've been rumping recently. I've actually found myself enjoying her company, she's a cool girl but nothing is gonna happen because hopefully i won't be in this country for most of the next 5 months. Fuck knows what i'm doing with my life lol, do most people? I kinda just drift about not knowing what i want from life and have little responsible which is good and bad i guess. Sometimes i think i need a job and more structure etc and then i quickly come to my senses and realise i abs HATE work looool. Ahhhhh i dunno??? I'm in one of them moods atm and i've written simlar crap in previous posts on this subject so i won't bore you with the same old Amatay witterings. Anyways, this week i will rumping Lizzy, seeing my mate Gazza for the semi final (come on the hammers) playing some online pokers, continuing to go to the gym as i did last week :) and deffo not going on stupid forums much. My seven week trip has come just at the right time for me i think, roll on Friday for the APAT team tournay in Bolton and then Thailand, laters
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Doubt This is Real?
I open with two lovely black boolets utg, KK flats utg+1, QQ min raises, 1010 blasts, i obv call, KK blasts, QQ snaps and i making the 'crying' call for the rest of my stack. When the flop comes down i'm like phew ship it only to see the worst turn in the deck for a sick sweat. Obv the river makes a fookin straight, marvo! Fkin reeeedickulous hand for the absolute world in a €50 freeze!!
Monday, January 17, 2011
Taking a Break *snigger*
At the start of the week i decided not to spend too much time online and take some time off (lolz), been on the Internet waaay too much last couple of weeks doing feck all. If I'm not posting on raisetheriver I'm posting on Blonde then there's facebook, msn, aim, tweeter, blogs, pokertube etc etc all whilst scanning the net for good pornographic materials, heck i even play the online pokerz from time to time as well.
Last weekend i went down to Brighton to see Cogs and to play the £40 High rollers event at the Rendezvous. With a huge field of top professionals (26 random clowns) i was doing ok in the early stages until the same bastard bird sucked out on me three fooking times! After that i decided to mix it up on the high stakes cash tarbs (£1/2) and again i was doin ok and i was happy with life. However, all of a sudden i felt really peeky like i was gonna die right there and then, even one of the fish at the table commented that i looked like Tom Dwan although sadly not for my extraordinary poker genius but for my rather pale complexion. Instead of going out into town as planned we stayed in the casino because of my weak and rather gay like state. I peaked at about £150 profit but unfortunately managed to jizz that off before the end of the night. Up £120, down $24.50, up £33 down £17, the swings were reeeedic! I went back to Cogs at about midders having lost a whole £11.50 in the big game, massive sighs. On the Sunday i just minced at Cogs most of the day and come Monday i made the decision to keep my Internet usage to minimal amounts this week. Having said that despite not being on the lappy as much its seems i have canned my monthly internet allowance on my Iphone this week, which never happens. www.mobileboner.com is like crack cocanie i tell ya, very addictive.
I've also had plenty of life shit to sort out this week as well, lots of errands etc before i go away in 2 weeks time. Just shit like renewing my MOT, which fking failed albeit only to needing a new tyre and other gay stuff like that which i had been putting off. On Tuesday i went to see my old Buddy Garry who is getting married this year to his long term partner of 10 yrs so i now have two weddings to go too in June, he's stag gonna be in Newcastle :) With him also being a fellow hammer we both watched the League Cup semi with the hammers sneaking a 2-1 victoray over brum, cup final one time???
On the Wednesday i met up with Lizzy again (see prev post) and we went to the cinema to watch 127 hrs. I thought it was a fantastic film and its a true story aswell, incred. Its well worth a watch imo. After the film it was back to mine for some Amatay loving, honestly the noise this bird makes when rumping is ridiculous, i'm surprised the neighbours ain't called 999 yet for fear that i'm killing the poor bitch with my tool. She like its hard n fast and tbh i'm not sure i'm fully trained up for this type of vigorous activitay. There's me hammering away with my little white peachy ass bopping up and down at 100mph's, sweat dripping, and she's like harder harder, faster faster and i'm like i am going harder harder, faster faster, i can't go any fucking harder harder, faster faster! My knob actually hurt the next day.
This weekend i went out with a load of the lads to Muswell Hill for my mate Mizon's b'day, that fish is getting married as well in June. A few of us went out early doors to watch the mightay hammers get crushed by Arsenal. I feared the worst before KO and we were duly spanked 3-0. God i hope we don't get relegated but its looking grim atm, we are shit. After that soul destroying performance we were joined by a few more lads and it was a decent night. Turns out that Mizon's stag is gonna be in Riga Latvia so that's another little trip i have to add to my fun packed diary this year.
Plan for the next two weeks is to 'hammer' the pokers and the gym before the RTR team event in Bolton at the end of the month. This marks the start of a potentially epic next 4-5 months with loads of good shit to look forward to. Hopefully i can get my nut down and kinda do what Animal is doing atm and grind hard (ish) :) Laters.
Last weekend i went down to Brighton to see Cogs and to play the £40 High rollers event at the Rendezvous. With a huge field of top professionals (26 random clowns) i was doing ok in the early stages until the same bastard bird sucked out on me three fooking times! After that i decided to mix it up on the high stakes cash tarbs (£1/2) and again i was doin ok and i was happy with life. However, all of a sudden i felt really peeky like i was gonna die right there and then, even one of the fish at the table commented that i looked like Tom Dwan although sadly not for my extraordinary poker genius but for my rather pale complexion. Instead of going out into town as planned we stayed in the casino because of my weak and rather gay like state. I peaked at about £150 profit but unfortunately managed to jizz that off before the end of the night. Up £120, down $24.50, up £33 down £17, the swings were reeeedic! I went back to Cogs at about midders having lost a whole £11.50 in the big game, massive sighs. On the Sunday i just minced at Cogs most of the day and come Monday i made the decision to keep my Internet usage to minimal amounts this week. Having said that despite not being on the lappy as much its seems i have canned my monthly internet allowance on my Iphone this week, which never happens. www.mobileboner.com is like crack cocanie i tell ya, very addictive.
I've also had plenty of life shit to sort out this week as well, lots of errands etc before i go away in 2 weeks time. Just shit like renewing my MOT, which fking failed albeit only to needing a new tyre and other gay stuff like that which i had been putting off. On Tuesday i went to see my old Buddy Garry who is getting married this year to his long term partner of 10 yrs so i now have two weddings to go too in June, he's stag gonna be in Newcastle :) With him also being a fellow hammer we both watched the League Cup semi with the hammers sneaking a 2-1 victoray over brum, cup final one time???
On the Wednesday i met up with Lizzy again (see prev post) and we went to the cinema to watch 127 hrs. I thought it was a fantastic film and its a true story aswell, incred. Its well worth a watch imo. After the film it was back to mine for some Amatay loving, honestly the noise this bird makes when rumping is ridiculous, i'm surprised the neighbours ain't called 999 yet for fear that i'm killing the poor bitch with my tool. She like its hard n fast and tbh i'm not sure i'm fully trained up for this type of vigorous activitay. There's me hammering away with my little white peachy ass bopping up and down at 100mph's, sweat dripping, and she's like harder harder, faster faster and i'm like i am going harder harder, faster faster, i can't go any fucking harder harder, faster faster! My knob actually hurt the next day.
This weekend i went out with a load of the lads to Muswell Hill for my mate Mizon's b'day, that fish is getting married as well in June. A few of us went out early doors to watch the mightay hammers get crushed by Arsenal. I feared the worst before KO and we were duly spanked 3-0. God i hope we don't get relegated but its looking grim atm, we are shit. After that soul destroying performance we were joined by a few more lads and it was a decent night. Turns out that Mizon's stag is gonna be in Riga Latvia so that's another little trip i have to add to my fun packed diary this year.
Plan for the next two weeks is to 'hammer' the pokers and the gym before the RTR team event in Bolton at the end of the month. This marks the start of a potentially epic next 4-5 months with loads of good shit to look forward to. Hopefully i can get my nut down and kinda do what Animal is doing atm and grind hard (ish) :) Laters.
Friday, January 07, 2011
Clawed
Chrimbo and new years were pretty uneventful for me this year, just the usual stuff tbh that you fish don't really wanna read about although i do have one rather amusing night to blog about which occurred the day after Boxing Day i think. Some of my more avid Amatay fanboys and followers will have read my post from a couple of weeks back entitled Gay Much, referring to how i had the chance to date two different birds but declined both thus leading me to question my sexualitay. However, one of these birds (Lizzy) eventfully wore me down and i decided to go out for a few drinky poo's. Before leaving my flat i was 95% certain that i was gonna get pissed and end up rumping so i made sure that i scraped the sheets and that my 12 inches was gleaming.
We ended up having a really good laugh and the two us sank all sorts of alcoholics beverages in three separate watering holes. I didn't really have to use any smooth moves at all tbh and just played my normal solid game eventually inducing all the action from Lizzy. However, by about 1am and with her chewing my face off there was no need for anymore slow play so i decided to become the aggressor and we quickly came back to my gaff.
Right, before i continue with this blog post can you all please put away your wank rags, socks and tissues, i do not write this shit for your sexual gratification (that includes you btw No Cash). Within a few minutes of getting in the front door i had what i can only describe as some of the loudest and definitely most violent rumpage of my life! Lizzy is fkin loud, not just normal loud bout waking up the neighbours loud. I nearly suffocated the bitch at one point coz i pressed a pillow in her face trying to get her to stfu! On top of all the noise she absolutely shredded me to bits with her nails. I mean i know i'm good, have a solid technique and a big tool etc etc but FML, she TORE into my back and my arse cheeks. I can't exaggerate enough, it was really painful at times, i had claw marks and a few little bite marks all over. There was even claret on the sheets and pillow where she had ripped into my back soooo fkin hard and drawn blood. Scotch was round the next day to watch the footy and i showed him my ass (lol) and back and he was like WTF? It looked like i'd been in a fight with a big cat or something and lost, BADLY! I was really sore for a couple of days, she might as well have pulled a knife out me, it would probably have been less painful. Despite all this i'm probs gonna see her again, she's a good girl and i like rumps innit :) Next time thou i think i'm gonna have to stick a pair of gloves on her or summat or maybe tie her up. Laters fish.
Hello again fish, that crap above was pretty much written a few days ago and since then i've ended up rumping Lizzy for a second time. This time i was grinding a few comps online when she text me whilst out on the lash to see what i was doing. I said i was playing poker etc however i quickly busted most of my tables and was left just two tarbling. She was keen to come round and hop back on the 12 inches but i explained to her that i might be playing online but didn't know for how long. She came round in the early hrs and i ended up finalling a $15r2a on UB and she had to patiently wait for some Amatay loving whilst i busted up the donkos in the tourn. After about 2 hrs of her railing me i eventually lost HU to some cunt whose K10 got there vrs my AJ despite a flopped ace, erhttfgyutjyhugf. Nevermind, i still got $1k for my efforts and some more nice warm sexual intaycourse. She wasn't as aggro this time thou after i'd explain to her the agony she put me in and had showed her my battle scars from the previous night. However, to compensate she screamed the place down. Pretty sure half the street was awoken by her noise at about 4am and i've been getting a few redic dirtay looks from the neighbours recently. Fuck me i hope she don't read this, its good fun thou ;)
Pokernews and errr volume levels have not been great the last few weeks although the profit is ok. For some reason i was playing .5/1 nl rush for a couple of days and made about $1k but just as quickly donated back $800. In mtt's like i said i've played minimal amounts but got that 2nd as mentioned above plus three other finals aswell as binking a $26 45 man putting me up about $1.8k for Jan. Off to Cogs this weekend for the 40 quid high rollers event at the Rendovous in Brighton plus beers galore and then i've got to get grinding before the the RTR team thing in Bolton at the end of month and then my seven week trip with Daleroxxu, weeeee. Laters fishays.
EDIT: Might aswell do one of those gay 2010 reviews. These things are generally pretty boring so i'll keep it short. Jan-April, incred 4 months travelling east coast of Oz and NZ. May-June played $26 45 mans almost exclusively started off amazing and ended this stint with a decent profit. July-Aug, got bored with pokes and hardly played, still made ok monies. Also spent a nice week in Spain. Sept-Oct, think i split up with bird around this time, had a funny weekend in Dublin and done really well in online mtt's. Nov-Dec run good continued throughout Nov but volume levels declined in Dec.
Goals for 2011.... play more, win more, rump more and continue to travel to different places in the world, pretty much same as 2010 goals. Oh, i also wanna build a small stable of players this year. atm i have two horses, Doom whom i've staked to play $3 and $6 45 mans plus i've backed another player who has to remain annon for the moment. He's grinding any comps he wants on UB, IP and Stars.fr with a max buyin of 20 bucks. Need to get other fishays making me monies because im clearly waaaay too lazy. That will do for now, longer post than planned, goodbye!
EDIT: btw, thats not my back in the pic. Some of you fish seem to think it is, doh!
We ended up having a really good laugh and the two us sank all sorts of alcoholics beverages in three separate watering holes. I didn't really have to use any smooth moves at all tbh and just played my normal solid game eventually inducing all the action from Lizzy. However, by about 1am and with her chewing my face off there was no need for anymore slow play so i decided to become the aggressor and we quickly came back to my gaff.
Right, before i continue with this blog post can you all please put away your wank rags, socks and tissues, i do not write this shit for your sexual gratification (that includes you btw No Cash). Within a few minutes of getting in the front door i had what i can only describe as some of the loudest and definitely most violent rumpage of my life! Lizzy is fkin loud, not just normal loud bout waking up the neighbours loud. I nearly suffocated the bitch at one point coz i pressed a pillow in her face trying to get her to stfu! On top of all the noise she absolutely shredded me to bits with her nails. I mean i know i'm good, have a solid technique and a big tool etc etc but FML, she TORE into my back and my arse cheeks. I can't exaggerate enough, it was really painful at times, i had claw marks and a few little bite marks all over. There was even claret on the sheets and pillow where she had ripped into my back soooo fkin hard and drawn blood. Scotch was round the next day to watch the footy and i showed him my ass (lol) and back and he was like WTF? It looked like i'd been in a fight with a big cat or something and lost, BADLY! I was really sore for a couple of days, she might as well have pulled a knife out me, it would probably have been less painful. Despite all this i'm probs gonna see her again, she's a good girl and i like rumps innit :) Next time thou i think i'm gonna have to stick a pair of gloves on her or summat or maybe tie her up. Laters fish.
Hello again fish, that crap above was pretty much written a few days ago and since then i've ended up rumping Lizzy for a second time. This time i was grinding a few comps online when she text me whilst out on the lash to see what i was doing. I said i was playing poker etc however i quickly busted most of my tables and was left just two tarbling. She was keen to come round and hop back on the 12 inches but i explained to her that i might be playing online but didn't know for how long. She came round in the early hrs and i ended up finalling a $15r2a on UB and she had to patiently wait for some Amatay loving whilst i busted up the donkos in the tourn. After about 2 hrs of her railing me i eventually lost HU to some cunt whose K10 got there vrs my AJ despite a flopped ace, erhttfgyutjyhugf. Nevermind, i still got $1k for my efforts and some more nice warm sexual intaycourse. She wasn't as aggro this time thou after i'd explain to her the agony she put me in and had showed her my battle scars from the previous night. However, to compensate she screamed the place down. Pretty sure half the street was awoken by her noise at about 4am and i've been getting a few redic dirtay looks from the neighbours recently. Fuck me i hope she don't read this, its good fun thou ;)
Pokernews and errr volume levels have not been great the last few weeks although the profit is ok. For some reason i was playing .5/1 nl rush for a couple of days and made about $1k but just as quickly donated back $800. In mtt's like i said i've played minimal amounts but got that 2nd as mentioned above plus three other finals aswell as binking a $26 45 man putting me up about $1.8k for Jan. Off to Cogs this weekend for the 40 quid high rollers event at the Rendovous in Brighton plus beers galore and then i've got to get grinding before the the RTR team thing in Bolton at the end of month and then my seven week trip with Daleroxxu, weeeee. Laters fishays.
EDIT: Might aswell do one of those gay 2010 reviews. These things are generally pretty boring so i'll keep it short. Jan-April, incred 4 months travelling east coast of Oz and NZ. May-June played $26 45 mans almost exclusively started off amazing and ended this stint with a decent profit. July-Aug, got bored with pokes and hardly played, still made ok monies. Also spent a nice week in Spain. Sept-Oct, think i split up with bird around this time, had a funny weekend in Dublin and done really well in online mtt's. Nov-Dec run good continued throughout Nov but volume levels declined in Dec.
Goals for 2011.... play more, win more, rump more and continue to travel to different places in the world, pretty much same as 2010 goals. Oh, i also wanna build a small stable of players this year. atm i have two horses, Doom whom i've staked to play $3 and $6 45 mans plus i've backed another player who has to remain annon for the moment. He's grinding any comps he wants on UB, IP and Stars.fr with a max buyin of 20 bucks. Need to get other fishays making me monies because im clearly waaaay too lazy. That will do for now, longer post than planned, goodbye!
EDIT: btw, thats not my back in the pic. Some of you fish seem to think it is, doh!
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